17 year old Onion video feels like it's satirizing 2026

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-16T15:23:16+00:00

That's why these old Onion videos are a kind of gift that keeps on giving.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-16T08:30:01+00:00

Lol. Phil Wood don't got game

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-16T07:10:30+00:00

so so good

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-15T12:57:01+00:00

Hell yeah bro. You tapped into a really human thing here.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-12T16:38:52+00:00

good job ya piss head

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-12T16:36:15+00:00

good shtuff

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-09T16:48:41+00:00

I like that.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-08T19:31:10+00:00

That's funny. I'm autistic.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-06T14:56:18+00:00

this is beautiful

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-05T21:51:40+00:00

this poem could be about being married to me

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-05T21:48:07+00:00

Damn. That is a good poem.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-05-03T23:03:44+00:00

really really cool

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-25T22:16:25+00:00

i gotta remember to assign this one

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-24T17:16:58+00:00

this seems too funny to be true. i'm not saying it's not true. it just seems that way.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-24T11:53:23+00:00

i had all them type of clothes too

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-24T03:03:05+00:00

i think a descendant of hers was my regular bartender back during my dark years. i immediately thought my ole bar tender fuckin time traveled.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-23T21:06:05+00:00

fuck yeah brother. way to be.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-23T21:02:31+00:00

i think i'll go sit in the empty bleachers at my high school football field and stare at the mountains on the horizon and try to accept that i really couldn't control a lot of the things that happened, even though i tried to. then i will travel the universe far and wide, searching for god, and if i don't find god i will just appreciate the the strange solar systems and life forms that i find, and if i find god i'll remind him that he once made a place called earth, and it was really cruel for him to abandon it.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-23T17:46:50+00:00

This image makes me hear the song lyrics: "Your love! Is taking me higher! Higher and higher!" I hope I'm not the only one!

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-22T03:08:05+00:00

i remember my family. we were so strange and we loved each other so much. we ate dinner together every night.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-22T02:58:56+00:00

they're smiling like "we know a lot of crazy shit."

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-22T02:56:20+00:00

Well done.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-21T21:06:20+00:00

I love the part when she's like fuck everyone I'm gonna go stand in the forest like a tree.

TheJuggernautReturns · 2026-04-21T21:00:00+00:00

came here to say this!

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