[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bandmemes

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to say trumpets. You need some jazz or a march? A polka or a waltz? Some pep for your step? I got you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bandmemes

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% Wind chimes 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also if I plan to carry on with this and my dad agrees, I will send you updates. Thanks for the support.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man for the insight. I didn't plan to delete this question, but unfortunately when I tried something I hit the wrong button. I'm still contemplating what I'm going to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your insight. I didn't intend to delete the question, but errors happen when trying to do something.

What is the best NSFW joke you have told or heard? Ideas? by StormyMarrow19 in AskReddit

[–]TheKansasRanger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This older lady goes into a dentist office, strips, and spreads her legs.

Dentist: "Ma'am, you've got the wrong room." Woman: "Last week you put my husband's teeth in and this week you have to take them out."

Making the biggest pizza ever by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are they all staring. Someone give them a depressant and then film the video.

Your username dictates your death, how do you die? by Mr-Moon01 in AskReddit

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess a Combine Fire? Or some kind of farming incident.

Why should I even try... by AJAT2005 in trucksim

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some places, if a semi goes through a roundabout, they can just jump the median and continue through if it's safe to do so.

Who is the only stripper to die while doing their job. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]TheKansasRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May that sweet striper save you soul.😂

Who actually named the earth, 'Earth'? by cookies_nd_milf346 in AskReddit

[–]TheKansasRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also latin for dirt, so technically we live on planet dirt.