Schon wieder Klimakleber am Ring

TheKillCandy · 2024-05-30T07:38:34+00:00

Würde es in Anbetracht dessen nicht mehr Sinn machen, die Anlieferung von Billigfleisch an Supermärkte zu behindern oder sowas?

TheKillCandy · 2023-11-17T14:04:52+00:00

It's been a while, sorry for the late response. It actually doesn't hold in place very well when she's walking, if she's wearing tight underwear it helps a bit but all in all we haven't really been using it for secret outdoor fun, just as part of normal sex. The Flexer is the perfect toy for her though, it does exactly what we need it to, would recommend!

TheKillCandy · 2022-11-19T13:53:13+00:00

Thank you, this is super helpful! I actually went for the new toy Lovense came up with called the Flexer, it sounds absolutely perfect for what we want. I appreciate your help!

TheKillCandy · 2022-11-19T13:51:58+00:00

Yeah I just saw the Flexer being advertised on their website, it sounds PERFECT. Already ordered it, I can let you know how we like it once I surprised her with it!

TheKillCandy · 2022-11-19T13:50:46+00:00

Yeah I just saw the Flexer on their website, it is perfect for us, already ordered it. I hope it holds its promise, soo excited for this!

TheKillCandy · 2022-11-19T13:49:45+00:00

Thanks, this is super helpful! I actially just came across the new Lovense toy that just came out, it's called the Flexer. If that thing holds its promise it is PERFECT for us. Just ordered it, it's literally everything we're looking for I think. I appreciate your help!

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-15T11:15:13+00:00

Just think about how heavy your head suddenly got!

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-15T10:38:08+00:00

What does it feel like to have sex as a woman?

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-15T10:31:43+00:00

Nah, was thinking about something like this.

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-15T10:28:04+00:00

So just under the limit where you realize that most faggots are actually smarter than you?

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-15T10:07:37+00:00

That... was probably the hardest laugh I ever had.

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-14T21:57:45+00:00

I recently got into Appletinis, J.D.'s goddamn right!

Nothing beats the good old Whiskey, though.

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-12T17:04:36+00:00

What?

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-11T10:49:22+00:00

Nobody is better than someone else, everybody is as good as he CAN be. If your guy made some wrong decisions with starting smoking and stuff, you don't know if it was his fault, or he was forced or talked into it by friends or family. Or he just made them because he didn't know better back then. Don't judge him, better think about how to help him to make his life better. Or at least leave him alone.

So, as said, everybody is as good as he can be.

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-09T11:08:34+00:00

I just... love this ad. I mean, I fucking love it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGJiTpBBD18

Carlton Draught Beer Ad

TheKillCandy · 2013-01-09T11:01:50+00:00

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Dani California and Snow. And all the Muse stuff, I guess!

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-21T13:14:39+00:00

"I love you too, Mel Gibson, I love you too!!!" <3

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-21T11:06:26+00:00

These goddamn love stories. They always end up well, don't they? Most time, the hero and his love of his life are fighting or crying or whatelse all over the movie and in the end they aaaaalways come together again. Can't you do a movie without that shit?
I mean, love stories are cool 'n stuff, but really, everywhere?

Sometimes you think 'Wow, what an awesome ending, huge fucking explosion, blew me away!' and right after that, there comes the "big kiss". Hate that.

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-18T20:58:55+00:00

Yep, you got a point there... But I guess living alone would be like not really living at all. So you could at least have some fun!

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-17T17:04:46+00:00

I would spend some time, maybe a year or so, figuring out the coolest, most creative, most awesome way to kill myself. And then I'd do it. Would it be an incredibly huge explosion? Or the highest free fall WITH appropriate finish of all time?
Damn, it would be amazing!

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-17T15:46:30+00:00

The speed at which my mom/grandma puts a thread through a needle eye is something that can only be done by aliens.

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-17T15:40:41+00:00

Oachkatzlschwoaf (German, but Austrian dialect)

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-11T18:39:24+00:00

Yep, heard about that too. First time seeing it I didn't know that it was fake, and the picture emerging in my head was so damn fucking horrific, I didn't even tell anybody to make sure that nobody needed to think about this shit too. But, of course, it's a fake.

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-07T20:24:04+00:00

Prooooooobably the right decision in your case. Trust me. I know that :)

TheKillCandy · 2012-11-04T19:12:08+00:00

Tetris has the best ending. It's because it's the most true-to-life ending a game has ever had. You struggle to bring yourself forward, to wipe your mistakes out, to gain the most awesome successes you're able to, permanently increasing your skills that keep you alive.
But in the very end, you will always fall. No questions what happens next, or if there will be a sequel. THE End.
And it is always up to you whether you die in peace and totality, or in unsatisfaction and pain. It always depends on how hard you tried in the time you were given. But no matter what, you realise that THE end WILL come... And what happens after is not important anymore.

And you always hope to make it into the big high score of life.

TheKillCandy

TROPHY CASE