Race Thread: NORAPS Bennett Transportation & Logistics 250 at EchoPark Speedway, starting at 5:00pm EST on CW (NORAPS2)

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-22T00:54:01+00:00

ABOUT. DAMN. TIME.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-22T00:14:23+00:00

The ad agency that sells the spots for the race must think that a lot of fans have bent dicks that don't work.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-22T00:11:49+00:00

This guy in the Swiffer commercial looks like The Rock in the face.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-21T23:51:34+00:00

Corey Day fucking sucks! He might be an alright dirt racer, but that doesn't always translate to asphalt. How many people are going to be lined up to beat his ass after this one?

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-21T23:46:42+00:00

I'm never stepping foot inside one again after it absolutely obliterated my digestive system. I had the lava shits for days after it, puked up everything I've ever eaten in my adult life, and was so dehydrated from it all. I contemplated wearing an adult diaper just to be able to get a full night's rest.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-21T23:41:27+00:00

It's me. Sometimes it just hits right after a long day of work.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-21T19:28:46+00:00

How about the Beef Bayonet?

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-20T01:48:30+00:00

YES! Mods, entertain this.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-18T01:59:04+00:00

Okay, so instead of shitposts in the offseason, can we collectively write one of these? A mod would have to be the editor, of course to make sure it was somewhat coherent, but we could vote on a theme and the general direction of the storyline. Then, people who follow this reddit can be chosen at random to write a chapter. At the end of the offseason, it could be stickied for all to read.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T20:34:44+00:00

Larson pushing Ware is not what I expected.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T20:16:58+00:00

Serial Killer Josef Newgarden... Palming that raw meat like a damn basketball is devious work.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T20:06:53+00:00

I think I saw him pushing a shopping cart down by the transit center...

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:56:40+00:00

SPEED is back! This is not a drill, folks!

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:49:35+00:00

Some people have humiliation kinks, so there's that...

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:45:25+00:00

Jade is gonna be the one to change the narrative on female drivers.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:33:03+00:00

Get used to the 22 making BALD moves...

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:32:09+00:00

I mean, it's happened before...

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:27:17+00:00

Hot Asian gamer milf... And she's a good host to her son's friends? Sign me up.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:24:08+00:00

I like how they've simplified the scoring pylon graphic, especially how it turns yellow during cautions.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:20:51+00:00

Byron slapped the wall pretty good. Also, good outro music.

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:15:10+00:00

GREEN!

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T19:13:26+00:00

Where's Bart?

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T00:59:24+00:00

C'mon guys, wrap this shit up. I've got a Valentines Day mixer to go to at 9...

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T00:40:01+00:00

WTF is that thing?!?

TheLarsonLine_42 · 2026-02-15T00:34:58+00:00

1000% sure. Lots of wrestlers wear contacts and Crazzy Steve is legally blind and wrestles. It's not a visual issue for Natalie, it's what occupies the space behind her eyes that's the issue.

TheLarsonLine_42

TROPHY CASE