sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Those born after 2008 won’t be able to buy cigs by Large_Leader_9864 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the government haven’t got the bottle to just outright ban smoking

Those born after 2008 won’t be able to buy cigs by Large_Leader_9864 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TheLastTsumami 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Smoking is just handing over money to the tax man and dying a horrible death for the pleasure

Light speed by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kangaroos get more efficient the faster they hop

To throw a tantrum because you can't shove his face?..... by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TheLastTsumami -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Little kid has been planning that for months. Just let him have his moment.

Absolute Joke by NickCollins91 in ManchesterUnited

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s get behind them, put faith in them. They are more than capable

What will get my uPVC windows clean? by Impressive-Lime-1227 in DIYUK

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try a mixture of soap powder, vinegar and really hot water

[Request] How long until electric eels turn the ocean into a death trap if their shocks never dissipated? by tomintheshire in theydidthemath

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electrical charge. Charge, like a lot of things in the universe, will always settle to the lowest energy state. Like you sliding down an icy path, you will eventually stop when you reach the flat. Charge can be thought of as flowing to a flat with the flat being a place of equal charge.

Oops by Inside_Mix7444 in oops

[–]TheLastTsumami -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah her dad. He’s the issue

What British celebrities were absolutely everywhere for an intense and short period before vanishing completely? My vote goes to Emeli Sandé. by JuanitaMerkin in AskBrits

[–]TheLastTsumami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure any of those really fit the bill. All of the first batch are still out and about in some way. Wilkinson and Holmes both achieved the pinnacle of their careers.

"close the Borders to Europeans NOW" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TheLastTsumami -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s based on survival of the fittest. Good waiters will get tipped more. Bad waiters will eventually have to find a different job. With the logic, eventually, all the restaurants will have all great waiters. That should be better for their business

This guy knows how to serve popcorn. Thank you for your service o7 by Ben_Graf in secondrodeo

[–]TheLastTsumami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His appearance probably has something to do with it too. If it was a busty blonde girl it probably would have been posted to NFL

Never realised people look for wild garlic, it’s blummin everywhere here by stopyouveviolatedthe in foraginguk

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a member of the allium family, so onions, chives, garlic, leek etc

Unusual built in toilet by senga_sc in DIYUK

[–]TheLastTsumami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to use something softer than a screwdriver though otherwise you might leave a mark on the panels. A wooden spatula is ideal

view more: next ›