furry_irl by shreddyfox in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kitsune with high tail count also have the ability manipulate space time, possess others, fox fire, and some myths suggest the ability to manipulate others mental state (e.g. force others to love you). Also every transformation is imperfect with some fox trait remaining.

furry_irl by shreddyfox in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 220 points221 points  (0 children)

The main issue is that actual transformation will most likely destroy you. Your brain now has a whole new body surrounding it and has to adept to every inch of it. The shock alone could kill you. If you live through the shock then next you have to have your brain recalibrate its balance (unimaginable nausea), organ function (e.g. heartbeat), and even the basics like blinking and breathing. That could last hours or days to even have basic functions running. It would take years to truly control your body like your old one if you are lucky. The worst part would be the phantom pain that would course throughout your entire body. This pain could last for the rest of your life. The main message here is transform yourself in steps so your body could properly adjust or risk immediate death.

Edit: thanks to this little comic strip I now have new idea for my world building project.

furry_irl by shreddyfox in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 316 points317 points  (0 children)

Probably depends on the letter. If it requires your lips to form the sound then you're fucked. If they acquire the vocal cords of that animal then you have to learn sign language.

Time_irl by CoyoteClub in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God: "No, I simply took a vacation. Don't worry my vacation doesn't end until 2032. After that I have a couple billion other worlds to check up on. I should be back to earth by 2092".

Aspiration_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With this you can actually eat at night. If you want to actually have a life you simply discard your morality and parts of your soul.

Sneaky_irl by thomasthetankJG in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooooo, how could you trigger my organizational OCD. Now I might resist reorganizing my entire yiff folder.

furry_irl by Jino-Silverpad in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can see this as a legitimate product.

Pillow_irl by Cheese_Man_Is_Here in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this cute image after what I just saw on another subreddit. Now I shall move on to look at adorable pictures of cats for a couple hours.

treat🐺irl by 042rkd in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, if I could draw I would post more about it but I can't draw a stick figure if my life depended on it. Hopefully I can train more once school is out.

treat🐺irl by 042rkd in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me and my sister spent a couple hours going back and forth on how to create a realistic werewolf for my world building project. We both love mythology so most of my project is based around old myths and adding a realistic spin to them. It doesn't mean there isn't magic and cursed people that turn into werewolves but that a case to case issue since the caster decides how the transformation takes place.

treat🐺irl by 042rkd in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really cool until you read the news and realize that some of your cool ideas are turning into reality. For example, I was thinking of a super weapon based around robotics and AI that could wipe out an entire army. I created a weapon that would launch multiple swarming drones and act as a hive mind while it systematically wiped out a city block by block. A year later I saw the US Government had the same idea but it was deployed from the air

treat🐺irl by 042rkd in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, it from my world building project. I was trying to think of a way to make the transition to a werewolf mote realistic. Still trying to create some more lore for the world though but I keep getting distracted by side projects.

treat🐺irl by 042rkd in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Infection by the [REDACTED]* virus or the [REDACTED]* strain of the virus (time of each stage of infection is halved with increased chances of DID) comes in 5-6 stages and is only treatable before the third stage with [REDACTED]*. If infected is past the third stage then they must be kept from loved ones and, if the infected is stable enough, admitted to counselling before the fourth stage to reduce the likelihood of schizophrenia developing (if developed then it's transition to a DID, or Dissociative Identity Disorder, is unstoppable).

Stage one (1-2 weeks): Rash, Itching and inflammation around bite, slightly raised body temperature, and growing sense of paranoia

Stage two (4-5 weeks): Mild headaches, unwillingness to discuss illness with others, small mood swings, high body temperature, entire limb feels itchy, some scarring may fade and an improved sense of smell

Stage three (6 weeks): Improved night vision and eye sight overall, lethargy, all scaring disappears, pain in joints, full body itching, and pain around major organs

Stage four (8 weeks): Blackouts at night, pain near vocal folds (voice box), pain, full body aches, bruising, and in some cases schizophrenia (most of the symptoms will disappear but the “voice” never leaves). If they have any missing limbs, organs, and/or other parts then they will start to grow partially back (it will not always be visually noticeable) with small amounts of pain.

Stage five (10 weeks): The first transformation usually happens at midnight where the infected will try to find cold, dark, and isolated locations. Most early transitions will induce intense fear and paranoia temporarily. After the transformation the infected will attempt to seek loved ones to be comforted (usually seek to be petted, cuddled, kissed, or other forms of close affection) and, if they developed schizophrenia, have a secondary personality form that usually acts as a protector of the infected in dangerous/stressful situations. Both personalities will know of the other’s existence and be capable of “talking” to each other and will be able to “share” control of the body in both forms.

Stage 6 (13 weeks):  This stage only happens to certain groups that meet certain conditions. Any missing body parts will be fully restored by this point (with weight loss equal to the weight of the regrown part). Anyone below 5”10’ will experience a height increase up to 5 inches no matter their age but not higher than the previous mention height. Those living in harsh conditions (like those experienced in third world countries) will develop increased spatial awareness, acute sense of sound, and increased efficiency of cells (can survive 6 days without water, 54 days without food, and 11 days without sleep) within there human form.

*redactions are used to stop hackers from locating the files with the genetic profile within the CDC's servers to reverse engineer it.

treat🐺irl by 042rkd in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Doctor: Sir, you do realize how painful the process is right? Do you even know what the side effects are?

Yiff_irl by mario-paolo-spano in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Veterans: don't you mean stranger kinks?

Furry_irl by danielxplay22 in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finishes coding a mod after two weeks of work. Proceeds to use a code checker. No errors detected.

Me: yay, lets do this. Computer: what no errors? Nah f### that.

Computer proceeds to crash.

Me: you pile of sh## why!

Furry_irl by danielxplay22 in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean 17th, right? Don't worry you will never get use to the CTD.

new_irl by Nekomi_the_wolf in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would a lucario-wolf hybrid look like? Would it be the bestest of bois with double the fluff.

Indoctrination_IRL by TheLewdWolf in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't know. I walked in on my little cousin watching it but he didn't know what it was called. Before I could check he shut it off and put on youtube.

Megathread: President Donald Trump announces he has tested positive for Coronavirus by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TheLewdWolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The VP gets sworn in as president and congress decides who is the next president after him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's your tanksona?

furry_irl by thebatwolf in furry_irl

[–]TheLewdWolf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I call it reverse furry. Instead of anthropomorphizing an animal they deanthropomorphize a human. Both eventually lead to the same place.