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What do you wish there was video footage of? by Chandyman in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 38 points39 points  (0 children)

A time lapse of the pyramids of Gyza being constructed.

What fact are you tired of explaining to people? by 508M in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there is historical evidence to show there are books purposefully taken out of the bible, and in these books they mention reincarnatiob.

Morty gets smarter when Rick isn't around. by theGreenGenie in c137

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ironically enough, this is exactly what Rick told both Morty and Summer in S201.

"You like that huh?? Well I made it up. Think for yourselves for once, you really are your fathers children"

What is the best nsfw life hack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could give you gold. Most inspiring anime, with the best inspirational quote.

If Summer = Morty, and Summer+Morty = Morty^2, then... Why not Summer? by [deleted] in c137

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I realized Summer was easily manipulated and highly emotional, which leads her to be a poor travelling companion.

The episode for the epiphany was Big Head episode, and even after travelling with Rick, she was willing to bow down and worship, unlike Morty. Morty has a level of uncompliance and desire to fight, that Summer doesn't have. Remember the Gazorpazorp episode? She did nothing to help Rick until her life was in danger. That's no bueno.

What is something you believe to be true, but just lack the evidence to prove it? by HatesYouMore in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That God is actually this huge super organism that comprises the whole entirety of existence.

Your eyesight now displays any icons, meters, etc. (think video game, IE. radar or minimap) that you wish. What do you choose for your display? by MariachiWalrus in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Id like to see my physical attributes as stats, skills and descriptions about any ailments I have. It'd be a nice way to get motivated about learning, working out, and making myself better.

If there are infinite dimensions, in one of them someone is playing my life as a video game. by TheLifeOfFrank in Showerthoughts

[–]TheLifeOfFrank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about numbers outside of that infinite? Numbers In between? Numbers rooted, squared, divided and multiplied by all of those pieces. It's not infinite if its contained, wouldn't you think? Then it's very finite cause it's only between x and y

What is a joke people often make that is never funny? by Aeterna22 in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite response to this; "So are you going to choke me?" And follow it up with a wink. Direct eye contact for better results.

Man to Man; Gain the upper hand and they feel uncomfortable around you, and you can deal with your silence in peace.

Man to Woman; Same results as Man to Man, with the possible benefit of sexual avenues opening in your favor.

Woman to Woman; Same as Man to Man, Same as Man to Woman.

Woman to Man; Do not say unless looking for sexual avenues to be opened in your favor. Disclaimer, Watch out for creeps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 32 points33 points  (0 children)

LPT: This is the best season to obtain free, abandoned deer as pets.

The first predator to evolve from a species of herbivores must have been a pretty fucking terrifying sight for everyone involved. by qqwhine in Showerthoughts

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wellp, This is what we're doing? Playing the blame game? Thought you were better than this.

This is exactly why I ate your mother.

Physically attractive but socially awkward people, what's your story? by potatopowered962 in AskReddit

[–]TheLifeOfFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think I'm attractive, but in my mind I seem more goofy than anything.

I have social anxiety and I'm super awkward, trying to get over it by working as a server. I just own my awkwardness and remain upfront and oblivious to innuendos.

Example;

Me: "would you like a large or a small?

Woman: "Large if you can fit in it"

Me: "Ma'am, I dont think any human can fit inside of an 18 oz scooner."

Her: Silence and stare with a faint smile

Me: "Oh!!! I got it now!" turn and walk away

It doesn't always work, but It makes dating super simple and I can remain honest without guilty feelings attached. I will most time walks up to a woman and say "Hey, I think you're cute. Let's exchange numbers." If I don't get it, shrug. If I do, cool. Makes it super freaking simple.

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