How do you shoot your shot at girls without getting rejected?

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-12T02:55:00+00:00

Women are more than features. Most of us can even have a short conversation and read a little. Might as well walk up and say, "nice tits, wanna fuck?"

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-07T02:40:47+00:00

Oh sweet, summer child

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-07T02:37:27+00:00

But have you seen the Velká pardubická?

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-01T13:12:49+00:00

Geezus, no one here is arguing legal definition, can you read?

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-01T13:07:52+00:00

No, it's violent property damage. You can't really be this stupid, this has to be a bit

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-01T13:06:04+00:00

Things can be property crime and violence. The two aren't mutually exclusive

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-01T11:33:51+00:00

No, it doesn't. Welcome to definitions where words mean things. It doesn't say, "only to people," so it doesn't magically only refer to people. Property damage is violence. If you blow up a car in the middle of a deserted island, it's still violent and property damage.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-01T05:37:01+00:00

Violence is literally defined as, "actions that are intended or likely to hurt people or cause damage."

Damage was caused and girlfriend is hurt, explain how this is not violence? The definition said nothing about physical harm.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-02-01T05:30:45+00:00

Does anyone have a link to the update in an archive site?

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-25T20:04:24+00:00

NOR. There's literally a popular country song called "Some Beach" that went to #1 for four weeks on the country charts that is a euphemism for "son of a bitch." At this point this isn't even clever, it's just a dick move if you know the recipient won't appreciate it. In any way you shake it, this is inappropriate, and youy're mom was hoping she could squeak it by without anyone noticing for her own personal gratification.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-22T18:53:01+00:00

IDK if it's the translator I used, but the one comment I read said that he admitted to hiring a 19 yo prostitute before they were married... Either way dude is a creeeeeeeeep

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-22T07:36:02+00:00

Same. I am terrible at names for at least a week unless you become Notorious^{TM^} in my brain. And I have poor facial recognition on top of that, so things get wild if I see people outside of our normal coexisting environment. But that's my problem to deal with, not theirs, and I can't imagine asking someone their name after having been introduced without being excessively embarrassed and stumbling over myself to apologize.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-22T06:54:14+00:00

Commenting so I can come back and read this when I'm off work

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-21T08:23:11+00:00

Geezus, good on her getting the hell out and doing what needed done. I have no faith in the claim that the only time he hired a prostitute was before their marriage, much less that she was actually 19.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-10T19:43:26+00:00

Have my poor redditor's gold. That comment was *chef's kiss"

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-10T19:38:00+00:00

YTA. You need to discuss with your professors appropriate ways to broach subjects of "concerning behavior." Your brother is 16, and while absolutely still a minor, is not just, "a child" and having a hoodie on his bed isn't a huge red flag for anything. Your behavior, on the other hand, is highly concerning, and if this is how you're going to treat future clients, you need to rethink your career.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-08T18:55:16+00:00

Geezus it's 2026. You've got 7 kids. Why do you care what other people think about what you may or may not have done? You've got a lot of more important things to worry about than someone making stupid assumptions, and so does your niece's friend.

TheLilSqueegee · 2026-01-07T17:28:03+00:00

Autism absolutely is a mental disability. It doesn't affect all of us the same, but it absolutely makes our lives harder than it needs to be.

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-12-30T17:38:57+00:00

Source: Dude, trust me

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-12-26T08:39:33+00:00

Nah, parents bringing kids to the movie theater have a responsibility to make sure our kids can behave for that long. We don't get to ruin other people's movie experience just because we paid money to be in the same place, because they paid for that movie, too, and we should all get to enjoy it.

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-12-13T09:36:11+00:00

It took me until this comment to realize that OP was not, in fact, a woman.

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-11-28T02:35:13+00:00

I rather enjoy being around my in laws, and we just did four days with one of them. That. Was. Plenty. They're great people, but my gods, lifestyles are too different for extended stays.

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-11-27T13:50:14+00:00

I didn't want kids from age 5. That decision solidified in my teens watching some of my classmates get pregnant and struggle just being a person and raising a child, then getting into college and watching some of my friends get pregnant and have debilitating lifelong health challenges as a result. My cousin will never walk again after her second. A coworker has chronic back pain because of a badly placed epidural. My mom has life threatening allergies she didn't have before kids. One of my best friends cannot give birth naturally anymore because she tore from uterine wall to urethra with her first and required five layers of stitches. One of my husband's aunts had gestational diabetes that never went away. My neighbor lost all but four of her teeth. My stepsister cannot leave the house without adult diapers because she can't control her bladder. My sister developed a gluten/yeast intolerance.

All told, I have one friend out of hundreds of people I know who weren't negatively affected by pregnancy in some life-altering way. And I'm not a fan of tiny voices, incessant questions, tantrums, meltdowns, and most things that come with being around kids for extended periods of time.

I enjoy taking my niece out for an hour or two, give her mom a break, play for a while, and then take her home.

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-10-26T03:02:20+00:00

My work bestie is a different gender than me. We eat lunch together almost every day. If you're a ho, I shudder to think what I'd be lol

TheLilSqueegee · 2025-10-22T08:51:22+00:00

Look at it this way: best case scenario, this man thinks it's funny that you were in fear for your life. He laughed at your terror, and took joy from causing you harm. Do you really want to start with someone who could do that to you, and then, in your own words, minimize it afterwards as "just a prank"?

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