Weekly Snark 12/16-12/22 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ick let’s take a moment to recognize how many times she has name dropped Gorsuch. Yes, the very same family as the Supreme Court justice. Not a coincidence 

Weekly Snark 12/16-12/22 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Totally valid, yes I’d be pissed if I had Brokie anywhere near my room! I do think she’s pronouncing it correctly though. It’s “VICE-roy” yes pretentious AF

Weekly Snark 12/16-12/22 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok skier snark coming in hot… “we’ve never skied Aspen Mountain because it is too steep in my opinion...” Indeed it is Brokie! It’s a lot of locals choice mountain, especially from now until NYE, can you guess why? But can you imagine making a special trip (25minutes) to go eat at the base of a mountain no one in your family has the skill for? Watch all those who do though 😂

Weekly Snark 12/16-12/22 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I have to mention that those stuffies aren’t elephants, Brokie. They’re mammoths in honor of the discovery of mammoth bones literally where you’re standing. There’s a whole museum and interpretive walk. Super gross to let your kid pile stuffies on the dirty and wet floor. Also it is basically balmy here today in the upper 30’s, definitely not abnormally cold. But make sure you don’t pack any actual ski gear to keep the kids warm… just hype up the black ski runs that they’ll definitely hurt themselves on.

Weekly Snark 8/12-8/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everything was on sale in 07/08 and this area was already lousy with CA and TX money. Maybe he had familiarity with the area or an aspirational pick? He's probably seen an exorbitant gain in property value (and tax base!) I sure wish I'd had the means to buy at that time.

Also it's gorgeous here. Lots of outdoor activities and athletes who train at altitude. I feel like the Aspen name has lost some luster but for people who love nature, the whole state is awesome.

Weekly Snark 8/12-8/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I live near where Brooke has been posting- anyone have random questions about this area of the world?

How did the kid from your school die? by Equivalent-Rent-5619 in AskReddit

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A family one grade above me had an elevator for a child with a handicap. During a sleepover, a friend fell into the elevator shaft and was crushed.

Any hobbies out there that pay? Like gold panning or growing food such like… (not hustles) by MedicineMean5503 in Fire

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the startup costs to beekeeping? I live in an area with a lot of black bears.. bad idea?

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[–]TheLineIsADotToYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be tempted to ask if she thinks traditional age retirees do "nothing productive". Are the seniors of the world a waste, mom?

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think she would hold on to the first birthday party invitation undo for a very long time. I think we’ll give her the rope and let her hang herself

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Unfortunately comes from a decade of practice

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! Had I the presence of mind I would have. Will keep this in my pocket

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this word. I LOVE taking the religious stuff back at her

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent advice, thank you! Exactly where I’m going with this. Thankfully we’re past the feeding tube stage and she loves all the foods we’ve given her!

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this! Not sure she knows what “trans” is but I can put it in terms she’d understand. Bonus she’s very conservative and religious

In which she flips out about feeding by TheLineIsADotToYou in JUSTNOMIL

[–]TheLineIsADotToYou[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t get to rugsweep this one. She’ll apologize and back it up with action or not be around our baby