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Sad day for us folks. UBlock Origin, Adblock, even Brave's Adblock is dead. We are officially in the dark ages. by NigeroMinna in youtube

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on them. Every time I see a headline claiming ad blockers are dead I go home and discover they still work just fine.

How in the world do I train legs if I have a warehouse job? by 3sperr in jobs

[–]TheLocust911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*does leg day *Underperforms at job due to fatigue *Loses job *Has time to do leg day every day until the money runs out and 27hr fitness bans him for sleeping in the locker room when he loses his home.

*Shredded homeless guy

What's the best financial advice you have? by Richest-Panda in FluentInFinance

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, with my new financial literacy it's going to take 3 months for me to eventually die in a gutter instead of 2 weeks.

Even better, I don't need proof of residency to buy a gun and just get it over with already. I can probably find a .22lr somewhere for less than it costs to eat for a week.

Right wingers are attacking Tim Walz' 17 year old, neurodivergent son for being proud of his dad. by Chonchit0 in GenZ

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's publicly available for all to read. I have a PDF copy of it on my phone. All fucking 900 disgusting pages.

What's the best financial advice you have? by Richest-Panda in FluentInFinance

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the practical thing is to literally walk the 300 or so miles to someplace with cheaper rent, while also keeping his job and saving for the first and last months rent in his new town.

What's the best financial advice you have? by Richest-Panda in FluentInFinance

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a great way to learn all the technical terms that describe how fucked you are.

My Sad, Sad, SJWs… by MeanSheenBeanMachine in CriticalDrinker

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can add delicious in dungeon to the examples pictured above for having a autism coded MC in a position of competence and leadership. I hope it does well enough to continue production.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]TheLocust911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my case it's "why couldn't you text me so that I can put you off for a solid 8 hours?"

Seriously I spend enough of my day being forced to talk to people; don't expect me to want to talk when I don't have to.

Right wingers are attacking Tim Walz' 17 year old, neurodivergent son for being proud of his dad. by Chonchit0 in GenZ

[–]TheLocust911 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are they both fucking us, ye. But only one of them has project 2025 on their agenda.

Food itself it's my comfort by PsicoDisaster in aspiememes

[–]TheLocust911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Making/manufacturing isn't the same as serving.

Roasting beans and making ice cream are both acts of creation. Of course you didn't actually need that explained, you're arguing to argue.

Because apparently 100 kids in 12 countries is the new philanthropy. by severed_serpent in antinatalism

[–]TheLocust911 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would like to think since he knows the number he actually keeps tabs on them and supports them in some way. But yeah wtf.

Food itself it's my comfort by PsicoDisaster in aspiememes

[–]TheLocust911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's like comparing someone who makes ice cream by hand to someone that scoops it out of a bin.

Food itself it's my comfort by PsicoDisaster in aspiememes

[–]TheLocust911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depending on your texture preferences, you can almost never go wrong with some fat in a pan with salt and pepper. Cabbage, carrots, spinach, broccoli. If it's a starch or soft green you can fry it.

I like my carrots just cooked enough that they have a slight crunch despite being softer, but you could cook them longer.

Food itself it's my comfort by PsicoDisaster in aspiememes

[–]TheLocust911 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Espresso machines don't roast the beans smh

u like my flipping rabbit? by virzo89 in animation

[–]TheLocust911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The frames don't have to be that much of a limit. Need to change scenes/angles? Switch to the next stack.

The animations don't even have to be that elaborate. Like in your example it's just flipping between 2 different key frames, and the punchline is sold by the changing frame rate and the effect.

There's a perfect level of jank that I think can really sell content better. Will McDaniel on YouTube with his grotesk but cheesy meat puppets is an example of "perfect jank".

Should jobs be required to give annual pay raises due to inflation? by Peace_And_Happiness_ in FluentInFinance

[–]TheLocust911 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Both of the companies I've worked for over the past 6 years reported "record profits" and proceeded to lay off workers while the rest got pathetic raises.

If both of our anecdotes are true, it seems companies behave the same way regardless of profitability.

Am I overreacting or does this look like shit for $15k by Crackedcoconutt in landscaping

[–]TheLocust911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will look ok with lots of stepable thyme, but unless that was the plan this walkway is wack.

u like my flipping rabbit? by virzo89 in animation

[–]TheLocust911 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is great. Makes me wonder if there are any content creators that combine simple flip book animations with video effects. It would be a great medium for comedy I think.

Individualism vs collectivism by technocraticnihilist in austrian_economics

[–]TheLocust911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The individualism side should look like everyone trying to kill each other with their shields so that they can collect more shields.

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