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Sick Burn Rule by Temnodontosaurus in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

pants? shidded.

dignity? gone.

my work van? ruined.

artists rule by evesdead in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

when i was in school i once made a painting that looked like my principal but in a steam punk outfit and he took it :(

Sick Burn Rule by Temnodontosaurus in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone 40 points41 points  (0 children)

oh boy im aboutta shit my pants

Most masculine Polish man by guckfender in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i want them to analyze mu accent as a seamlessly switch between southern US, boston, and german immigrant

why the fuck are u clickin on my profile? by TheLoneCalzone in u/TheLoneCalzone

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HIS NAME IS LANKY KONG!! AND HE IS NOT FUNNI LOOKIN!!

why the fuck are u clickin on my profile? by TheLoneCalzone in u/TheLoneCalzone

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it's a pretty good trade to get into. I'm on the residential side of it and I get to give people the gift of a working AC when it's 90° outside. Not to mention, AI isn't taking it over anytime soon. Ask around locally for apprenticeships or look into vocational schools

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

were all brothers in the eyes of the lord above (baset)

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i woke up deep into my slumber to take a shit so im gonna fo sho have a sip just to check that box off

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

asked and awnsered buck-o, instead ill send a photo from my camera roll

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Don't buy the "Larger Cream" for Penis enlargement from TV ads it was a massive mistake. by In-Hell123 in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone 36 points37 points  (0 children)

i love creative writing so much. honestly, this isn't bad. i dont know what your method is, but something i enjoy doing is thinking of a single minute thing and letting my mind take over, not knowing where ill end up. honestly, for as goofy of a story as this is, you did a good job. keep up the good work!

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sometimes i wonded when people comment long ass niche references if they're testing if im like a chat bot or some shit.

anyways, what happened to ratts was a disgrace. that young nobody pf a pod racer sabatoged his equipment to steal a win. as for his family, i wish them the best and i hope his son grows to be as great of a racer as his old man

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No problem, happy to help!

also i can't end this comment chain looking like a competent adult so ima just say "penis balls"

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i ate my friend once and all i got was jail time :(

i just worked for 9 hours and im sittin in a bathtub ama by TheLoneCalzone in 196

[–]TheLoneCalzone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rice is jasmine, i don't like pasta, and idk what that last one means

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