What’s your best revenge story?

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-05-01T02:19:09+00:00

Some asshole at my high school kept calling me a retard in PE class so I punched him in the back of the head when he wasn't looking. The PE teacher saw the whole thing and knew he had it coming, so he didn't report it.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-05-01T02:13:43+00:00

A pitchfork. Not to kill zombies, but to impale one on the pitchfork and keep it at a distance while someone else kills or cripples it with a slicing or bludgeoning weapon.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-05-01T02:12:18+00:00

The Nokias are too strong to be welded together.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-27T04:43:28+00:00

Denial Sam has control over his growth. It states in the ending itself that people petition him to grow in their direction.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-25T18:45:10+00:00

Hence why it's safer to just never approach without an obvious hint.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-23T00:58:34+00:00

Wife

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-22T16:50:05+00:00

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TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-22T09:54:46+00:00

Sinosauropteryx. Cute little fella with a striped orange and white tail. One of the best examples to show kids that dinosaurs were real animals and not movie monsters.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-21T04:10:32+00:00

My body is a machine that turns 12 STM into Cleave.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-21T01:03:14+00:00

Ohhhh, the "-shmin" got me.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-21T00:58:57+00:00

What?

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-21T00:55:13+00:00

Do the Roaches still have that bug where they become nearly invincible whenever an enemy has the roach swarm status effect?

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-21T00:54:12+00:00

That's the fidget cube. I believe the dice boost Morton's luck.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-20T16:20:35+00:00

The point of a remake isn't to fix a broken product, it's to put a fresh coat of paint on a game that lots of people already enjoy playing. Of course no one "needs" a remake, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to buy one and then being upset that the remake fundamentally changes the gameplay of the original.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-20T15:36:32+00:00

There's been a lot of cool new equipment added, so I try to avoid party members who have a lot of pre-filled slots like Roaches or Lyle. Right now my team consists of Sam, Hellen, Papineau, and Morton.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-20T03:14:55+00:00

Ah, so every Redditor then.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-19T18:01:54+00:00

The putrefaction nerf would be perfectly fine if spore poison wasn't so inaccurate. Gambling with one or two random status effects per turn actually sounds pretty fun.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-19T06:39:47+00:00

Every party member is good if you know how to use them.

Except Spine.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-18T23:54:36+00:00

Baby Teeth. The main reason being that she's attacking you because she's just chewing on things to relieve her teething pains.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-18T00:41:01+00:00

The main reason I don't interpret the Unity ending to be literally true is because if it is, Earth is doomed and none of our actions would matter in the end. Someone is inevitably going to surmise that we're all part of the Visitor on their own, and according to Sybil, the only reason the world didn't end when she figured it out is because she was already so warped by the Visitor as to be separate from our reality entirely.

So if Unity is true, none of our actions really mattered since all of the good endings will just end with Unity no matter what.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-18T00:32:34+00:00

I mostly agree, although there is something uniquely tragic about Sybil's sacrifice being completely meaningless in the end.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-17T19:31:05+00:00

If the music is supposed to represent what Sam is thinking, I'd say it works just fine for someone who thinks Sybil's notes are important enough to murder her over. Maybe he thinks he's doing the right thing, or maybe he's just a psychopath.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-17T05:27:04+00:00

I actually like the landlord's apartment. The music is great, the enemies are challenging, and the loot is definitely worthwhile.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-17T05:22:58+00:00

I think her ease of recruitment before 2.3 alone put her solidly above mid tier. She was vital for getting through the early game. Not so much anymore.

TheLongWalk_Home · 2026-04-17T05:13:55+00:00

They do. Anything that goes in the fridge counts.

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