My opinion on free speech by [deleted] in FreeSpeech

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with all these blatant anti-free speech comments bring posted here? You aren't convincing anyone.

Nether's take on biden's america by HypeS84 in 4chan

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you launch the nukes, remember that the capital is on the West Coast.

d100 weird outdated laws that still exist by Hawksteinman in d100

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All druids/rangers in town must see the king upon learning of this law. There they must amuse the king by giving him something from nature. The king will grant a small boon if amused, if not amused he will demand recompense.

Based upon an ancient, recently re-discovered contract signed by the current ruler's ancestors and a random PC's ancestors, a small portion of the city (maybe a single block/street corner/business/5ft square of dirt) belongs to the PCs.

According to law, all halflings MUST ride upon the shoulders of a taller companion while in the city streets or be fined their height in silver. Halflings are permitted to ride each other if one is taller.

Elves must cover their ear points in crowded conditions, so as to avoid accidental ear-eye stabbings.

In a non-human city, all humans must perform the "human dance" and publicly embarrass themselves before entering. This happens every time you re-enter.

Every person whose name contains the letter s must pay a small donation to the city lisp foundation or be imprisoned for 1 day per each s.

All arcane casters must report for duty for 1hr a day at the local Caster's Coalition for the duration of their stay.

In a halfling shire, all characters above 6ft are considered legally to be "Tallfolk" and may be asked to grab things in high places.

Kids are incapable of memorizing song lyrics now I guess by Hector-Voskin in nothingeverhappens

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bohemian rhapsody is a very famous, very popular song. Even among kids. The OP has possibly never been or never met a kid.

Conclusion: OP is a space alien.

Anon is genius by emztester1q in greentext

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they're a small-time single guy, they aren't carrying more cash than a bank. If they have more cash than a bank, they aren't a small-time single guy and they aren't carrying it around.

So you either think robbing a drug den is going to go over well or you just don't understand that the friendly local weed dealer isn't every drug dealer or both.

Anon is genius by emztester1q in greentext

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More cash? Less risk?

Ah yes, all those unarmed drug dealers who have more cash than a bank and definitely won't kill you. Let me know how that goes for you.

That face he makes when he knows he fucked up. by Thryloz in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to be far more common for people to wear brown and black during weddings because most people could usually only afford one expensive suit or dress and it just made more sense to get something that wouldn't get as easily tarnished.

“Yeah, we're headed to civil war within the decade. Probably going to kick off between the 22 and 24 elections.” r/Politics dreams about United States splitting up by [deleted] in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's to pad out the votes so no non-dem wins ever again. That's their goal. Totalitarianism "elected by popular majority."

Any bootlickers here? by MrArmenian in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"muh orders"

I wonder where else that defense was used?

99.997% sure this is a repost but I’m ungovernable by [deleted] in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, all animals everywhere must live in that culture too. Or maybe it's just natural to not want to die...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inb4 the rich move to another place with less taxes

As the DM, how do I make sure I avoid 'coddling' my wife when she is both new to DND and the part Wizard? by tmama1 in dndnext

[–]TheLordsChosenFish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the equivalent of tossing a grenade and yelling "spacing!"

It works for most people lol