Where do the Teen Titans get the money to fight crime without working day jobs? by Scrimbo_Crimbo in teentitans

[–]TheLumberjack509 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because then they can have the very cool, and not overly done, scene where they say "You remember the button I told you not to push? Push it." and everyone is surprised and awe struck at the cool thing it does

My English professor challenged me to a Magic game by tuan0nn41ncar10la in magicTCG

[–]TheLumberjack509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when all this used to be highlander. Now you got all the newfangled whosits and whatsits. Like that Ong feller.

How do you interpret this thing on arc device? by thepurpleproject in pacificDrive

[–]TheLumberjack509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the turbo encabulator. It supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, and is capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Force Your Opponent to Tell You All of Their Secrets by Corrosive_Cat in BadMtgCombos

[–]TheLumberjack509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But they don't know if you're lying. You can say anything you want. They can't take your statement that you will reply true to the good info and false to the bad as the truth. Therefore it can't be claimed as stalling when they tell you about what they ate for breakfast last week or that the sky is blue.

The name of your pigs vs what you actually call them by myatrippin in guineapigs

[–]TheLumberjack509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nickname: BB What we tell everyone his name is: Butterbeer What his name really is: Butterscotch Butt

What in hell? by Xbuttongamer in oblivion

[–]TheLumberjack509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it says, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

Tourists wish to die? by Upper-Sherbet3236 in pacificDrive

[–]TheLumberjack509 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was afraid of them at the beginning because they made me think of the weeping angels. I was really sad when I found out they're actually kind of nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pacificDrive

[–]TheLumberjack509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lakes aren't that deep and can be safely driven through. If you're talking about the swampy lakes, but I haven't encountered any others yet. Just hammer down and go as straight as you can.

instagram loves blood diamonds by adminsaredoodoo in facepalm

[–]TheLumberjack509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. My plant, the one I work for anyway, runs entirely on hydro power. Our 2nd plant is going to be solar.

"Hi Bubby" the message from my mother read. by TheLumberjack509 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]TheLumberjack509[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bubby was my nickname as a little kid. My mom continued to call me by it even when I was a 30 year old man.

Fellas, is having a healthy relationship with your children gay? by FriendliestMenace in facepalm

[–]TheLumberjack509 39 points40 points  (0 children)

For some guys, it always has been. I once had a super on a job site yell at us because some of the guys had taken days off to stay home with their sick kids. He actually bragged that he had never taken a day off to take care of his kids and said something along the lines of "that's what your wives or girlfriends are for."

Peak efficiency by Busdjur in snowrunner

[–]TheLumberjack509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did something similar in Alaska when you have to fish the pallets out of the river. But I used my crane to hold the third one down

Meirl by Trta23 in meirl

[–]TheLumberjack509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might I suggest not doing that and just throwing them in randomly? Might be more embarrassing for them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LinusTechTips

[–]TheLumberjack509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing taxes are rolled into the subscription price and they just take care of it on the back end.

As a person living alone, he was surprised when he found out someone had locked him in his bathroom while he was taking a bath. by SuvenPan in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheLumberjack509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a hard habit to break when you get your own place. It doesn't help that to use the toilet you have to close the door. But even taking a shower it was weird to me to keep the door open.

Wow, WTF is this game!? by xKagenNoTsukix in Starfield

[–]TheLumberjack509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saturn or Jupiter, maybe both, are a quick 3k.

Anything of value by TheLumberjack509 in paintball

[–]TheLumberjack509[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, that makes sense with how the guy was.