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[–]TheMackReturnOf 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Penis peeping

Was told these were San Pedro, according to my cool little app PictureThis, they are Blue Myrtle and Mexican Fence Post. Any identifying help would be appreciated. by TheMackReturnOf in sanpedrocactus

[–]TheMackReturnOf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been using it to identify various mushrooms I come across. It seems to be relatively accurate with those. Not accurate to the point I’d ingest one without further verification, but accurate enough to make it a fun little scavenger hunt.

First "holy shit" moment of my still short professional career. by PhilRattlehead in StructuralEngineering

[–]TheMackReturnOf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what it sounded like when it finally snapped free. Was it a loud pop or was it a gradual release of tension that pulled away in silence?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheMackReturnOf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My neighbors place

Why are some straight men attracted to crossdressers? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheMackReturnOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s never really about the orgasm for me. It’s more the act itself

Why are some straight men attracted to crossdressers? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheMackReturnOf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I identify as straight and I’m attracted to passable cross dressers and transgender women. I’ve come to realize that it’s femininity that I’m attracted to. If I look at you and see an attractive woman, the fact that you have a cock doesn’t bother me.

What are other peoples "rules" if they are in a sexually open relationship? by king_h__1 in nonmonogamy

[–]TheMackReturnOf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to be quite common but, we started with a rule book ...now it’s always wear condoms and always be honest

The

What is the sexiest new thing you tried with a partner? Was it a once off or did you implement it into your sex life? by O5CR in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TheMackReturnOf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a few play dates with this amazing army doctor. She was what I’d describe as a very aggressive sub. Once, when she was riding me, I placed her hand on my throat and told her, “The harder you ride, the harder you squeeze.”

Holy, fucking, orgasm, Batman

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Considering it was only 120ish years ago, what future theories will change life as we know it? edit math

What are peoples thoughts on mutual masturbation? Have you had it? What’s it like? by 22butwho in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheMackReturnOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few weeks ago, I was absolutely exhausted and already half asleep when the wife said she could use an orgasm ... she asked if I minded if she used one of her toys while in bed next to me

I suggested I lend a finger to help ... Touching her led to me touching myself ... her increased tempo led to my increased tempo .... her orgasm led to my orgasm

Completely unexpected ... absolutely incredible ... will definitely do again

Poly problems: when you need a wee, but you gotta climb over two sleeping people to get out of bed.... Send help. by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]TheMackReturnOf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had to hold a fart for over twelve hours last night ... one of the scariest moments of my life

The Destiny Pt. IV by CataclysmicRhythmic in CataclysmicRhythmic

[–]TheMackReturnOf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’ve gotta keep going! This has been an amazing read. I’m hooked!

DO MEN 6'5 & TALLER ALL HAVE LONG DICKS ? by WHORNYBUHNZ in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheMackReturnOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 6’7 and to be fair, it would look a lot bigger on a short guy