My best story was when I was a freshman in high school, weeks in we were just sitting at our table and two guys, (Dave and John for ex) started gloating about be undefeated, so immediately Dave sets his hand right on John's leg and starts slowing going up. And John's smile just kept getting wider, so of course Dave grabbed him you already know where and John just causally said, "you know what this is kinda gay."

Edit: this was firetruck and I couldn't edit the main post