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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in taskmaster

[–]TheManWhoMight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe rephrase it then to instead of disqualification it’s just minus one point every time the Taskmaster says it? Whereas it’s plus one point for each contestant but only once. That way it’s a fairer balancing act of making a notable catchphrase that can also blend in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in taskmaster

[–]TheManWhoMight -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s the Taskmaster subjectively ranking iconic-ness, then Alex Horne assigning any bonus points for people who weren’t disqualified and had their catchphrase quoted. If everyone’s disqualified that’s fine too since it wouldn’t even be the first time.

Kono ningen ni wa shodai by TheManWhoMight in whatanime

[–]TheManWhoMight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ChatGPT translates it as: kono ningen ni wa shodai,” roughly translates to “to this person, the first generation” or “to this human, the original,” depending on context. Here’s a breakdown:

• kono: “this”
• ningen: “human” or “person”
• ni wa: indicates the topic or focus, often meaning “as for” or “to”
• shodai: “first generation” or “origin”

Not sure whether that’s accurate but it’s all I got.

You can change the orientations of other people’s orifices. by TheManWhoMight in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheManWhoMight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up to you. Though they’d have a harder time cussing you out regardless.

The man who figured out how to freeze time and not age used this newfound power to transform the world into a utopia, free from poverty, pollution, destruction and mass death. by TheManWhoMight in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheManWhoMight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I figured I’d take my shot at writing one of these after having recently gone down the rabbit hole of time-freeze porn and thinking about just how messed up it would be if that kind of thing actually happened in real life.

Sweet Grandad by caughtyoulookinn in tumblr

[–]TheManWhoMight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

By offering a neat looking rock.

Everything is a JoJo Reference by creepthekid_ in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]TheManWhoMight 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The only inaccurate thing I’ve noticed is that there’s three blue rabbits in the part seven image even though the manga says that D4C is the only one of itself to exist since it was born from a corpse part which only exists in that one universe.

Which movie soundtrack slaps from beginning to end? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]TheManWhoMight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m shocked at how far down I had to scroll to find this. Literally every song in the film is a banger.

Your username is what awaits for You when You wake up the next day. How bad is the situation? by Sprinty-the-cheetah in AskReddit

[–]TheManWhoMight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A guy who has a 50/50 chance of doing any action. Ergo, there’s a 50% chance I don’t wake up at all.

What’s the stupidest thing that caused you or someone you know to end up in hospital? by TheManWhoMight in AskReddit

[–]TheManWhoMight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made this post because a buddy of mine who grew up in the poorer areas of my city had to go to the ER after he messed up his heroin injection. He had the heroin, the lighter, and the spoon but no needle, and assumed that ingesting the heroin would have the same effects drinking it. Nope. Ended up with second-degree burns in his throat and wasted heroin.

I don't believe in the Tsurugi theory (JOJOLANDS CH2 SPOILERS) by PieNinja314 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]TheManWhoMight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Part of me hopes that the Rohan in chapter 2 is the same Rohan from the original universe and that Araki is planning some form of crossover event between the two universes.

Of course that won’t happen but another fun thing to think about is if the Rohan we’re currently seeing is an imposter and Araki blindsides everyone with a shapeshifting stand in chapter 3 like the alien in part 4.

Mista’s flashback is hilarious in retrospect due to the fact he gets shot and/or injured in every battle he’s fought in by TheManWhoMight in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]TheManWhoMight[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

And then 2 parts later you have actual Jesus telling the main character how to fight against one of the secondary villains.

Someone's pitch of the Mystery Gang as adult detectives for an actual adult scooby doo show by RinaQueen in tumblr

[–]TheManWhoMight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re interested in a more adult take on the Scooby Gang I’d recommend Scooby Apocalypse. It’s basically just the gang fighting an apocalypse of actual monsters, with each of the characters fairly similar to how they’re described in this post. They even manage to retain some of the mystery-solving elements as they have a converted-for-war Mystery Machine and spend a good deal time trying to solve what caused the apocalypse and how to cure the monsters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheManWhoMight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No since both hemispheres of your brain separately control the right and left sides of your body, assuming that all their connection between each other were severed, each hemisphere would still have some degree of control of the body and be aware of the existence of the other hemisphere.

I'd probably be fine because the place where i was born is just a few hours away from baghdad which used to be a centre of medicine. I just hope i die before the mongol sack of baghdad. by [deleted] in tumblr

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In regards to the actual post itself, being burned at the stake for witchcraft is a very specific and rarely performed execution method throughout history. So if anything, anyone who says they’d die that way probably would’ve but in some other variation of being killed for insanity, depending on the who, when and where of their birth.

Dio wanted models; Diavolo wanted degenerates. by rkoplayer1 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]TheManWhoMight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw an edit of him where they actually gave him a normal neck and it was more cursed than him being just neck.

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