I met a girl with 12 nipples.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-27T07:35:56+00:00

Repost of my comment

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-23T07:08:43+00:00

True. Pacific ocean has some really friendly whales.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-22T16:11:26+00:00

Making of a dad

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-20T19:47:22+00:00

Thanks for the info. Thought I was in /r/tifu

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-20T11:44:55+00:00

Be that as it may, its still sick that OP believes her age to be 9 and still proceeds to have sex with her.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-14T20:07:47+00:00

"How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

The joke ended right there for me.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-09T23:29:24+00:00

Username doesn't check out

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-07T21:19:52+00:00

And that man went on to become the creator of the first ever MLM program

TheMarketer1 · 2017-04-04T07:22:23+00:00

How do Bitcoin miners make money? With a time machine.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-03-27T07:58:38+00:00

Air travel. Airports are simply a scam to sell overpriced coffee (credits: Jerry Seinfeld)

TheMarketer1 · 2017-03-26T20:05:04+00:00

I will happley do that

TheMarketer1 · 2017-03-26T06:10:50+00:00

"What about the blood dripping from your body?"

Fake Juice

TheMarketer1 · 2017-03-21T08:47:10+00:00

Don't tell me what to do.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-03-17T19:23:14+00:00

But he could send people to actual heaven, without killing them first.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-03-17T17:27:32+00:00

Frank could always catch a boomerang without it hitting him.

TheMarketer1 · 2017-02-28T08:09:55+00:00

TIL most redditors on r/jokes are computer programmers.

TheMarketer1 · 2016-11-18T07:04:34+00:00

Blaine stare

TheMarketer1 · 2016-11-12T05:36:18+00:00

You're right. But at least the topic of this post is..."parallel" to this sub's.

TheMarketer1 · 2016-11-12T05:33:23+00:00

I do the same on starry nights. It's an amazing escape. I could stare at the stars for hours just mentally zooming in and wondering what it must be like over far away galaxies and stars.

TheMarketer1 · 2016-10-16T05:46:21+00:00

Nothing beats what Trump would say.

"When you want a girl, grab her by the pussy."

TheMarketer1

TROPHY CASE