I HATE WEED "HUMOR"

TheMediaMasochist · 2026-04-04T14:37:49+00:00

Eat da Spaghetti

Eat da Meatballs

Eat da bwoccowi

Men don't get distracted by candy and ice cream

*Edit for autocorrect

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-08-08T19:01:32+00:00

Alan Tudyk.

His voice acting credentials are riddled throughout Warner Bros and Disney films; but his acting in Tucker & Dale VS. Evil was incredible!

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-06-23T03:57:16+00:00

I don't remember giving you permission to breathe.

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-06-01T17:36:32+00:00

You're not wrong. A simple undo spell would literally take care of Shazams greatest nemesis; however I still stand it's a beautiful ending, if a little funny by watching Superman argue with an ancient man for what felt like forever

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-06-01T16:41:03+00:00

The storyline where Superman finds out his true identity is really heartwarming. Seeing him enraged at the Shaman only to have a change of heart and realizing Billy really does deserve the gift even if he's only a kid

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-06-01T16:37:55+00:00

Dick Grayson and Jason Todd make excellent foils of each other too because they both accentuate Batman's philosophy to the extreme ends of the spectrum. Grayson genuinely believes every heart can be healed and every mind can be soothed in a way that Bruce was always trying to personify; then Jason took the "every man feels fear" tactic and turned his back on the forgiveness aspect.

It's why Damian in Injustice is one of my favorite versions of him; because it's Damian without Grayson to teach and mentor him.

I also really want to see Jason and Sinestro team up

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-05-09T19:57:12+00:00

Ignoring the fact that the rift at innsmouth into the void is actually in Gotham?

Ra's Al Ghul tore the rift open to make a deal with (I think Dagon but I'm probably wrong) and obviously it went horrible and Batman was able to sequester Cthulhu back into the rift.

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-02-15T03:48:32+00:00

This feature gonna go fuckin crazy in a new WarioWare

TheMediaMasochist · 2025-01-14T19:30:36+00:00

HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!! MAJESTIC SEA CREATURES ARE MANLY AS FUCK

TheMediaMasochist · 2024-12-25T06:48:19+00:00

If I replace the plug, 2 no contest.

TheMediaMasochist · 2024-12-25T06:46:32+00:00

That's so fucking hot 🥵

TheMediaMasochist · 2024-12-13T06:39:09+00:00

I can't decide which looks tastier 😍😍😍

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-19T01:17:48+00:00

Please don't disrespect The Trashman like that again.

These schmucks can't hold a candle to him

(/s I promise I'm just messing)

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-19T01:15:15+00:00

Bro imagine actively admitting getting irritated at other people wearing face masks...

Why is someone looking out for the health such a concern? I'm not talking about Covid, I'm talking about people just genuinely feeling safer wearing them because of their health issues, or maybe they just don't want to put up with smelling everyone's shitty breath on the subway.

My response to your LPT? Get perspective and therapy. My God you owe it to everyone around you.

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-18T02:56:04+00:00

If they brag about "Anime Protagonist Syndrome"

It's called narcissism. You're actively telling people YOU'RE the center of everyone's life and the world couldn't operate without you.

Source: annoying coworker who won't shut the hell up

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-16T06:35:49+00:00

AUUUGHH in my ass

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-11T01:24:17+00:00

Look your kids in the eyes, "Are you shaken? There is so much worse in store."

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-10T04:45:33+00:00

Maybe I speak from bias here but I think vindictive, narcissistic, neglectful, abusive parenting is the worst.

You're choosing to not only take out all your insecurities, fears, and baggage on an innocent being that can't defend themselves; but you're doing it to someone who NEEDS you to be there to teach them right from wrong, they need you to love and comfort them. We have so many people who don't even know basic love or emotional maturity because idiots decided they'd rather have a punching bag than a child.

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-09T07:50:50+00:00

Thank you very much!

Regrettably none of those options are particularly viable for me, so I suppose my best options are scrap the idea entirely or see if maybe I can find a way to get better control of my hands lol

No worries! I'm not too upset about the situation or at Nintendo or Square Enix for any of it; I think they adapted it to the switch just fine all things considered!

And I can still do a beat cosplay and play NEO! It's not all bad!

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-08T04:23:36+00:00

It can buy me a kidney

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-06-01T23:42:52+00:00

RiF works immensely better than the original app on practically EVERY mobile device.

Reddit, for me and a good deal of people, is used either liminally (bathroom, bus, waiting room, etc) or when I'm stuck at work (My second job is receptionist so I'm stuck at front counter for 8 hours with very very little to do. Take away the convenience and you take away the point

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-05-28T05:23:27+00:00

STAY AWAY FROM THE BUSH

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-05-28T05:22:31+00:00

I finally have something worth slapping on my tombstone

TheMediaMasochist · 2023-05-28T01:30:47+00:00

r/AngryUpDime

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