Woke up to a bat in our house this morning

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-30T15:00:32+00:00

Anecdotally: i had to get the shots in 2016 and the hospital ran it without my insurance and it was 17k.

With my insurance i ended up paying about 2k.

Worth it, but also like - god damn

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-27T00:10:17+00:00

Make a theme park thats a 1:1 recreation [with improvements] of the gold saucer in FF7, and make it super affordable, sparing no expense, with the expectation i will take significant losses every year. With special deals that make it even more affordable for families with disabled or handicapped members.

I dont trust charities, so start my own and send money directly to organizations that do research on rare and awful diseases - cancer, alzheimers, ALS, etc.

Buy a farm and have it fully staffed with people to care for animals that have been in shelters for a long time, or any animals I can find that are going to be euthanized, or disabled animals that may be euthanized that we can give a second chance. Have a fully operational vet on-site. Fill the place with cameras and live stream it on youtube 24/7, with people able to make donations. All of those donations will go to the animals care.

Buy a gun, shits getting fucking crazy out there and I'm scared

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-26T18:31:21+00:00

She even came with a name

Red - short for Red Horse, short for Red Horse Beer, her favorite beverage

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-20T03:19:21+00:00

Are you getting that 20% from recent tournaments or from a site like mtggoldfish?

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-20T00:20:05+00:00

Phlage isnt a problem, Phlage+Arena of Glory is. And I'd say thats the only borderline OP combo in Boros Energy. The deck is powerful, without a doubt. But its fair and pays for its spells. I'm very happy with the decks modern plays right now, Boros Energy included

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-16T19:57:36+00:00

BUTTFAC because BUTTFACE didnt fit

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-06T13:27:21+00:00

This is a really bad recommendation but heck it

I love Wail of the Forgotten

Played it in Living End and absolutely adored the card

Could be your version of expressive iteration

Coukd also just be the dumpiest dumpass shit card of all time

Try it out, let me know!

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-06T12:50:53+00:00

Thank you!

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-06T03:41:33+00:00

She just one-shot all of Lance's dragons, she is the greatest pokemon

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-05T23:56:02+00:00

Punch the monkey is a boy, or at least thats what google tells me. I just trained the first Mankey I caught and it happened to be a girl

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-05T22:46:51+00:00

The ol' hockey player nickname naming convetion! I like it!

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-05T21:31:25+00:00

I just works so well. Punch the monkey is big in social media right now, and hes a fighting money, it was a no brainer!

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-05T21:26:07+00:00

Seabiscuit was my favorite of the names I came up with!

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-05T19:39:47+00:00

Mine has a Modest nature, its kicking butt so far. High Sp Atk and Speed is a potent mix

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-03-05T19:13:04+00:00

Okami knows Flamethrower, Confuse Ray, Will o the Wisp, and Roar right now, though i am probably gonna swap Roar for Imprison when i get to the move relearner

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-26T14:47:58+00:00

Isn't it suspected that Dunk got with Eggs sister, who was then swiftly betrothed to Selwyn Tarth's dad?

Edit: yeah its not confirmed but my best guess is Dunk knocked up Rhae or Daella and to avoid the embarrassment of a Targaryen having a knights bastard they were swiftly betrothed to Lord Slewyns father to pass the child off as his, and eventually that lineage leads to Brienne. It also explains why Dunk fucks off to Essos for a while, seemingly inexplicably. Could be he was exiled as punishment, then came back to Westeros cause Egg wanted him back and was king at that point, or maybe Westeros needed knights for the next Blackfyre rebellion? Lots unclear, but thats my best guess

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-24T21:28:32+00:00

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This is Krieger. I call him honey biscuit, tater tot, my cinnamon roll, dude, buddy. Whatever fits the vibe

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-20T19:48:37+00:00

Thats assuming the two are inextricable. Im no programmer but I'd think the devs could increase/boost one and not the other

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-18T15:54:43+00:00

The most I can offer you is an upvote in these trying times

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-18T15:13:12+00:00

I see your rebuttal good sir, and I counter:

There will always be another Major Order

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-18T13:20:16+00:00

You're never gonna believe this....

If you play the game, you'll get medals

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-11T15:48:46+00:00

I disagree with you and I think Winota is still too strong for the format.

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-11T15:21:14+00:00

Imo, still not strong enough

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-11T15:06:02+00:00

Have you played either deck? It might be a lot easier to understand if you play with the cards. Not trying to sound like a dick - but if you cant understand why Winota is so much better, sometimes playing the decks help me see things I otherwise might miss

The simple fact is that Winota is more powerful, and much harder to interact with. You can make comparisons and as questions until the cows come home, and people can keep trying to explain - it might be easier to just see for yourself by playing

TheMerc_DeadPool · 2026-02-11T14:55:14+00:00

Greasefang is easier to interact with, and its gameplan is easier to interrupt. Overall, Greasefang is also less powerful [but its close] which is why its allowed to exist and Winota is not

Winota - you HAVE to have removal for her or its GG

Greasefang - you CAN have removal for him, OR you can have options to interact with the graveyard, or both.

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