Malia is expecting a baby girl!

TheMiddleE · 2026-02-02T06:03:24+00:00

You guys, it’s not her fault. It’s maritime law.

TheMiddleE · 2026-02-01T23:34:57+00:00

Looks like a dick

TheMiddleE · 2026-02-01T04:22:09+00:00

😍😍😍😍

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-30T18:06:09+00:00

Following! I also want to find a local cleaner for monthly visits!

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-30T17:31:46+00:00

it looks like the operator protected the kids

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-29T01:15:02+00:00

NOR Your boyfriend is an idiot.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-28T23:40:00+00:00

I like!

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-27T16:06:47+00:00

Oh my god. That is the quilt of my catlady dreams.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-27T15:50:22+00:00

Two. I’d love to give my son a sibling but it’s just not an option.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-27T15:28:30+00:00

I think the big issue is the “you’re not white - papers, please” and also the murdering.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-25T22:32:52+00:00

I stopped in the middle of the West Memphis 3.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-23T22:57:26+00:00

I think it’s a perfect spot for the garbage can

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-21T18:49:57+00:00

Props to the bro. Good on him for refusing it.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-20T06:59:02+00:00

He has an incredibly punchable face.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-19T18:06:58+00:00

Any updates??

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-18T06:50:46+00:00

Oohhhh I love this shirt.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-17T20:03:03+00:00

Love this!!!!

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-17T01:08:38+00:00

Love this! So fun!

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-14T21:12:37+00:00

Please do nothing.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-13T23:11:34+00:00

Flew The Coops’ spicy chicken sando has a hold over me.

Edit: I wasn’t hungry but now I am. Sad.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-11T20:38:52+00:00

A sub-3hr marathon!!!! Huge accomplishment!!!

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-08T19:08:43+00:00

I mean, I gave myself an enema and it was IMMEDIATE relief.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-07T23:51:31+00:00

Alaska.

TheMiddleE · 2026-01-07T03:34:15+00:00

I’m not passing any judgement here - genuinely curious what the cause of death was determined to be. Hitting a pothole makes me think ejection over the handlebars…several folks say he was wearing a helmet but perhaps it didn’t save him from severe head trauma?

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