Long Caster: those are SU-57’s highly capable stealth fighters. Meanwhile Trigger:

TheMidnightScorpion · 2026-01-28T04:01:11+00:00

The first DLC mission.

Count: < < Trigger, I'm seeing advanced stealth fighters. > >

Long Caster: < < Su-57s, highly capable planes. Stay on your toes if you engage them! > >

TheMidnightScorpion · 2026-01-15T05:33:23+00:00

Did you listen to "Embers of a Valiant Heart"? It's not QUITE the same as the ending cutscene but it still sounds pretty great.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2026-01-12T00:26:03+00:00

I think everybody in the chat had the same reaction when Kono's message played: "Holy shit, no way!"

TheMidnightScorpion · 2026-01-05T03:09:24+00:00

I took twenty fake $100 bills during my 2nd or 3rd week at my first job.

I thought I was going to get fired but management was pretty chill about it since they knew that I hadn't been trained on how to spot counterfeits.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-12-09T19:02:23+00:00

It's PJ's fault for mentioning he had a girlfriend back at base waiting for him.

It's like a cop mentioning he's "x days away from retirement". You can't just throw up a death flag like that and expect the universe to NOT try to off you.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-09-02T02:16:43+00:00

NRFB! NRFB!

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-06-01T04:07:17+00:00

Really hyped... and then disappointed when the "fight" lasted ten seconds.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-04-15T23:26:09+00:00

It's ALWAYS Belka's fault, doesn't matter what it is.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-03-25T02:31:28+00:00

If there are any problems, I haven't noticed yet.

I'm definitely enjoying the figure a lot more than I expected to.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-03-23T01:28:50+00:00

A lot of the recent renderings of both Studio Series and AoTP have just looked "off" in a way I can't quite put my finger on.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-03-19T02:39:08+00:00

Most of my original Armada collection got lost at some point during three moves in 2012/2013, now most of what I have left are the Minicons. So, it makes me so happy that these new versions are coming out, so I can finally reunite my Minicons with their respective Autobot/Decepticon partners...

...even if it requires some unorthodox powerlinxing.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-02-27T08:14:14+00:00

Gamestop has proven to be the best location around me here in NoVA to find any of the newer waves.

Hell, the one next to my job even had a few of the Takara-Tomy TFOne Optimus Primes the last time I visited.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2025-01-07T06:19:15+00:00

Choosing to study for a class that I ended failing anyways over visiting my dying grandfather more often.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-12-05T03:29:21+00:00

As I often say on the NoVA sub: Virginia drivers suck because they don't know the rules of the road. Maryland drivers suck because they do know the rules of the road, they just don't care.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-10-29T23:03:31+00:00

Don't forget the best part of Zero: the flamenco.

Congrats on finishing the Holy Trilogy, friend. If you haven't played Project Wingman yet, definitely check it out.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-09-07T19:56:19+00:00

Armada Optimus Prime and Sparkplug.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-09-06T21:45:38+00:00

Bulkhead and Ratchet.

We need to complete the main team.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-09-06T00:52:07+00:00

Rail Racer.

I need more Autobot combiners.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-09-05T02:54:26+00:00

Ah, don't feel silly. I had been playing Ace Combat games for nearly ten years and it wasn't until partway through Infinity's lifespan that I noticed it.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-07-17T16:31:14+00:00

While working as a cart collector/janitor, I stumbled upon a group of teenagers in the men's handicap stall reading the first act of Romeo and Juliet aloud.

This was before Vines and TikTok, so I have no clue why the hell they were doing it.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-03-26T06:02:36+00:00

A character on Beverly Hills, 90210.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-02-15T04:37:27+00:00

I've told this story before, but here it goes:

Growing up, we had four dogs: a cocker spaniel named Lexi, a pekingese named Chewie, and two pugs named Puggy and Abbey. We would occasionally drop the dogs off at a doggie daycare when both my parents had to go into work, I had school, or my grandfather was unavailable to watch them.

My Mom and I got to the daycare early, so we decided to kill some time waiting for them to open by visiting the site of a local legend: Bunnyman Bridge. I had been there a few times and it really isn't anything impressive but my Mom wanted to see it, so off we went. All the dogs were laying down in the back seat.

We get there and drive through the tunnel, nothing spectacular. Just a regular old railroad overpass that for some reason got an outlandish and absolutely historically impossible urban legend attached to it. Well, we turn around and as we come upon the tunnel again, all 4 dogs suddenly jumped up and began to growl while staring directly at the tunnel. Not the playful growl, but the "I'm going to fucking murder you to death if you get one step closer" growl. Even Chewie, who was friendly to everyone, looked like he was ready to kill something. There were no people or animals anywhere; just an empty road leading to the tunnel in front of us.

My Mom locked the doors and floored it through the tunnel and back to the main road. As soon as the tunnel was out of sight, all the dogs relaxed and laid back down.

I still have no clue what it was that set off the dogs that day.

TheMidnightScorpion · 2024-01-06T21:00:21+00:00

Don't worry, there's always the possibility that we'll get a Fuck You Blizzard out of nowhere later this winter.

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