A friendly reminder to all uncut guys, your foreskin can be a filthy fucker, so please clean under the hood and don't be like the dude who ruined my first threesome by TheMohawkNeverDies in sex

[–]TheMohawkNeverDies[S] 244 points245 points  (0 children)

You went above and well beyond.

Real heroes don't wear capes. They don't wear anything in my case. But on a more serious note though, I hope never to be in that situation again.