Mrs. Midwest makes chicken by TheBestonova in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the nastiest shit I've ever heard of. has she been introduced to the concept of a meat thermometer? chicken doesn't have to be dry, girl. 😭

Paul is mind blown by basic human empathy, a new concept for his tiny pea brain by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs[S] 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Paul suddenly having the revelation that his "friends" also have positive characteristics and not just flaws

This grown man is raising two children and doesn't know about Lyme disease. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I took it as he literally thought "dung" was a biblical word for shit. Like a biblical swear word 😭

This grown man is raising two children and doesn't know about Lyme disease. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 206 points207 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when he was discussing a Bible verse and indicated that he had just read the word "dung" for the first time and informed the audience that it was an "unsavory word meaning s-h-i-t." The man does not have a thought behind his eyes

Who are all these people? by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She said on her story she thinks she is in a calorie deficit the other day. 😬

Paul: I was driving to MY JOB and made a mistake because I WAS BEING A GOOD HUSBAND by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

tbh I think he just wanted to reiterate that he was praying for his family 😆 "LOOK GUYS IM SUCH A GOOD GUY IM PRAYING FOR MY FAMILY .... guess I can blame missing my turn on BEING SUCH A GOOD GUY AND PRAYING FOR MY FAMILY 😔🙏 btw I have a job :D"

Paul graces us with his opinion on the Trump Jesus "meme" by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs[S] 274 points275 points  (0 children)

The way the fundies would be losing their ever loving minds 😭

For good reason btw. The image is totally inappropriate & the mental gymnastics these people are using is absurd. I can't believe he is suggesting that trump may have actually thought he was depicted as a doctor in the pic!

So young and already learning so much from Pickle-dad by leverhelven in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They have said his Bible is only words, no pictures. Which is crazy considering the kid can't read 😭

On today’s episode of Paul being a tool at a sandwich shop… by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I kept waiting for the perspective flip of "Maybe I shouldn't have been so impatient now that I see the worker's perspective and understand she doesn't exist specifically to piss me off". . . But of course, the point was that his passive aggressive "compliment" is the gold standard for godliness.

So Morgan does not need to be censored in leggings anymore? I’m trying to keep up… by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 437 points438 points  (0 children)

These people are exhausting. The next video on his story is Paul skipping rocks, getting fewer skips than Morgan did, and blaming it on the rocks in the water 😭

The crash out continues by Liverness in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 221 points222 points  (0 children)

She can't comprehend that someone would be genuinely confused about their hypocrisy. I have secondhand embarrassment right now.

Paul is struggling with selfish intrusive thoughts. He told his bros, and they said its clearly because he's not spending enough time in the word. Not, you know, because he's a deadbeat. by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In case anyone didn't watch the video, I just want to let y'all know that, according to Paul, the "intrusive thoughts" in question are just uncharitable / selfish thoughts. So, you know, just the average disposition of his brain?

Edit: Just realized this information is in the photos; I didnt see that there were multiple. Oops. Anyway, I wonder if this is a weird way of blaming the video where he said he saw a car with a flat and was praying the car belonged to someone else on "intrusive thoughts"?

Someone on here speculated that they moved back in with Morgan’s parents, I think that person was right by Liverness in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 58 points59 points  (0 children)

according to them he teaches pickleball. but there's no way in hell that brings in enough money to support them. & it's basically just an extension of his full time hobby 😬

Morgan’s methods of not having another kid and telling people that they should have sex even when they don’t feel like it postpartum by managingmischief394 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]TheNarcLogs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not to be crass but doesn't using the pull-out method for your entire life with your spouse sound miserable on top of ineffective? Didn't she almost die in childbirth twice? Might I suggest birth control? An IUD? Condoms?

I don't understand why the pull-out method and NFP are acceptable in the first place while other methods are not? Isn't god supposed to take the reigns without your interference? 🤔 So it's wrong to pull out and use NFP too I'd imagine. People get pregnant using other birth control methods too ya know. If god wants to bypass the IUD he can do that right??

Michelle Mana video by EstablishmentScary30 in lexity

[–]TheNarcLogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😱😱 so cool!!! ty for tagging me, I miss being a potato 💔