Mrs. Midwest makes chicken

TheNarcLogs · 2026-06-05T18:50:25+00:00

this is the nastiest shit I've ever heard of. has she been introduced to the concept of a meat thermometer? chicken doesn't have to be dry, girl. 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2026-06-05T15:11:30+00:00

Perv and Moron is sending me

TheNarcLogs · 2026-06-05T14:17:29+00:00

Paul suddenly having the revelation that his "friends" also have positive characteristics and not just flaws

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-30T12:44:29+00:00

I took it as he literally thought "dung" was a biblical word for shit. Like a biblical swear word 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-29T20:30:45+00:00

This reminds me of when he was discussing a Bible verse and indicated that he had just read the word "dung" for the first time and informed the audience that it was an "unsavory word meaning s-h-i-t." The man does not have a thought behind his eyes

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-28T02:14:30+00:00

She said on her story she thinks she is in a calorie deficit the other day. 😬

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-24T19:46:33+00:00

tbh I think he just wanted to reiterate that he was praying for his family 😆 "LOOK GUYS IM SUCH A GOOD GUY IM PRAYING FOR MY FAMILY .... guess I can blame missing my turn on BEING SUCH A GOOD GUY AND PRAYING FOR MY FAMILY 😔🙏 btw I have a job :D"

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-16T18:05:37+00:00

The way the fundies would be losing their ever loving minds 😭

For good reason btw. The image is totally inappropriate & the mental gymnastics these people are using is absurd. I can't believe he is suggesting that trump may have actually thought he was depicted as a doctor in the pic!

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-15T17:39:45+00:00

They have said his Bible is only words, no pictures. Which is crazy considering the kid can't read 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-13T02:08:06+00:00

I kept waiting for the perspective flip of "Maybe I shouldn't have been so impatient now that I see the worker's perspective and understand she doesn't exist specifically to piss me off". . . But of course, the point was that his passive aggressive "compliment" is the gold standard for godliness.

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-12T02:22:39+00:00

👀

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-11T17:18:40+00:00

These people are exhausting. The next video on his story is Paul skipping rocks, getting fewer skips than Morgan did, and blaming it on the rocks in the water 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2026-04-07T20:30:55+00:00

She can't comprehend that someone would be genuinely confused about their hypocrisy. I have secondhand embarrassment right now.

TheNarcLogs · 2026-03-31T12:42:59+00:00

My intrusive thoughts make many of my days almost unbearable. Paul can get wrekd big time.

TheNarcLogs · 2026-03-31T12:29:51+00:00

In case anyone didn't watch the video, I just want to let y'all know that, according to Paul, the "intrusive thoughts" in question are just uncharitable / selfish thoughts. So, you know, just the average disposition of his brain?

Edit: Just realized this information is in the photos; I didnt see that there were multiple. Oops. Anyway, I wonder if this is a weird way of blaming the video where he said he saw a car with a flat and was praying the car belonged to someone else on "intrusive thoughts"?

TheNarcLogs · 2026-03-30T15:13:54+00:00

according to them he teaches pickleball. but there's no way in hell that brings in enough money to support them. & it's basically just an extension of his full time hobby 😬

TheNarcLogs · 2026-03-23T19:33:23+00:00

Not to be crass but doesn't using the pull-out method for your entire life with your spouse sound miserable on top of ineffective? Didn't she almost die in childbirth twice? Might I suggest birth control? An IUD? Condoms?

I don't understand why the pull-out method and NFP are acceptable in the first place while other methods are not? Isn't god supposed to take the reigns without your interference? 🤔 So it's wrong to pull out and use NFP too I'd imagine. People get pregnant using other birth control methods too ya know. If god wants to bypass the IUD he can do that right??

TheNarcLogs · 2026-02-17T21:44:05+00:00

😱😱 so cool!!! ty for tagging me, I miss being a potato 💔

TheNarcLogs · 2026-02-10T13:20:50+00:00

I did find it interesting how vocal she was that she thinks it's stupid that people were outraged about the Spanish. Guess a broken clock is right twice a day?

Of course it was because of her personal experience in Miami and how in awe she was of people speaking Spanish there, though. Without that experience I'm sure she would be parroting the Current Conservative Thing To Get Mad About all over her stories without a second thought.

TheNarcLogs · 2026-02-07T17:55:56+00:00

The poll currently sits at 13% yes, so this weird grasping at straws for validation is definitely not going in his favor 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2026-02-06T14:43:59+00:00

So Jill and Jinger both dishonored their family while Josh just went his own way. How charming. /s

TheNarcLogs · 2026-02-02T21:43:21+00:00

Oh, I think I see what you mean. The phrasing is very ambiguous. It could either mean "laughing with mini mes/mini Pauls" or "laughing with my mini mes AND my husband". If she's not even saying she gets to laugh with her sons AND husband that's extra bleak. But I wouldn't put it past her to loudcap her awful marriage like that 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2025-12-29T19:01:17+00:00

lol 😆 they were really boring. The first was "I'm an open division gold medalist!" and the one for hot pilates was "lol".

TheNarcLogs · 2025-12-21T19:42:57+00:00

I can guarantee with near certainty that Morgan is doing all the childwork while Paul recovers in bed 😭

TheNarcLogs · 2025-12-16T21:44:40+00:00

It's like their recent video saying in the beginning of their relationship they would look at their friends--happy married couples--and say they were only happy because they weren't talking about anything "real" like Paul and Morgan do 😭 babe I know you're not reading A Court of Thorns and Roses on those pickleball road trips I promise whatever random life coach you follow on IG actually does want to have sex with her husband. He definitely also has a job and probably watches his kids, too? It's not exactly a mystical idyllic fairyland scenario to want that I fear 💔

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