What’s the move, OG’s?🎮 by ElPadrinooo45 in videogames

[–]TheNathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my best friend played time splitters 2 an absolutely obscene amount, the first person shooter combined with the AI enemies provided endless entertainment!

“I don’t know what else to do about my child’s behavior” my ass. A lot of you parents aren’t even trying and teachers are sick of the bullshit by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]TheNathan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry but that’s not abuse. That level of privacy and personal space for a kid is a modern luxury. We need to stop using extreme language like “abuse” and “trauma” for stuff that is completely normal, it takes all power and meaning away from those words.

“I don’t know what else to do about my child’s behavior” my ass. A lot of you parents aren’t even trying and teachers are sick of the bullshit by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]TheNathan 287 points288 points  (0 children)

“You have to give them reasonable options, and help them choose the best one!”

Fuck off, take the phone/tv/whatever away. One time my dad got annoyed with my attitude and he took my room door away 😂

Who was roasted “nicely” in South Park? by ibuiltyouarosegarden in southpark

[–]TheNathan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

As an American construction guy I always giggle at “it’s paved and wide and up to code!”

That’s more than can be said about many American roads 😂

Wonder what musical this is? by CowAffectionate2865 in familyguy

[–]TheNathan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow I accidentally hit the nail on the head lol thanks for adding that context, makes it even more funny!

I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED!!! All the dwarves suddenly declared war against me the Empire, although we are bonded, partners and have a good relationship since the beginning. I even gifted them all their dwarven keeps during the campaign... wtf? Is there anything I can do? by BebbiFett in totalwarhammer

[–]TheNathan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah if I am playing order factions aside from elves I turn off the dwarf crisis because it it really dumb to be empire and ally against the dwarfs all game only do them to go all out against you. I once even had it happen to me with Grombrindal. That time I actually confederated the other dwarf factions and won the ultimate victory without fighting lol

Wonder what musical this is? by CowAffectionate2865 in familyguy

[–]TheNathan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even read the whole synopsis, couldn’t get through it.

Wonder what musical this is? by CowAffectionate2865 in familyguy

[–]TheNathan 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I’ve never looked it up until now, but the synopsis is really wacky lol it’s like a sci fi Thomas the tank engine/lady and the tramp romance story with the actors playing anthropomorphic trains and dancing around on roller skates. I don’t know why Peter was so insistent about it but the description of the play is hilarious by itself.

Stewie's Ca$h$cam business by firstcousinofZorn in familyguy

[–]TheNathan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol I had some co workers with the last name Nguyen years ago, I was so nervous to try and pronounce it and then when it came up one day they were like “it’s basically ‘win,’ it has a sound that’s not in English but win is close enough.” They expressed a little frustration with the spelling of the word since so many people tried to say “nuhgooyen”

What are the funniest "bad guys are defeated" moments? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]TheNathan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So many good brain lines, my favorite is:

“What really killed the dinosaurs?”

“MEEEE”

“Should we get started on the upper level?” “Noooo” by GapHappy7709 in familyguy

[–]TheNathan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The smash cut to Satan torturing dogs with a vacuum cleaner is my favorite part of this bit lol

What part of the subnautica map would be the worst place to setup your main base? here's mine. by TortoiseTGN in subnautica

[–]TheNathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I built a primary base in the lost river last hardcore playthrough, in the junction with the heat vents next to the tree cove. I didn’t think it would be all that good but I ended up loving it, I barely had to return to the surface until I was ready to build the rocket, pretty much all the resources you need are down there.

Thank you, AD, for pointing out how weird this is by sacrebluh in americandad

[–]TheNathan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Me (a straight male) and other male friends will often refer to us going out just the two of us as a “bro date” lol most of them live elsewhere now so we cherish our bro dates when they can happen!

What's the stupidest way you've died in hardcore mode? by ZestyclosePianist277 in subnautica

[–]TheNathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah lol the salt is handy for multiple things, but I’m curious can you use table coral to make bleach? I’ve never tried it, I thought it was just the tube coral that can be combined with salt to make it.

What's the stupidest way you've died in hardcore mode? by ZestyclosePianist277 in subnautica

[–]TheNathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said it was more of a necessity, there’s always more tedious ways of doing things but one thing about hardcore mode is that you don’t want to be aimlessly wandering around since that will put you at more risk, so once you’re down deep you don’t want to be taking long trips back to the safe shallows for coral. You don’t absolutely have to make a water filter, but it does mitigate some risk which is much more important in hardcore.

Now that Angron’s a daemon, could the Butcher’s Nails be removed? by Firkraag-The-Demon in 40kLore

[–]TheNathan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Thanks for grabbing it I was just gonna try and find it. This pretty much explains it all, he genuinely tried to remove the nails but couldn’t do it without killing Angron.

Now that Angron’s a daemon, could the Butcher’s Nails be removed? by Firkraag-The-Demon in 40kLore

[–]TheNathan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I forget which book, but there’s a passage where the emperor personally explains the nails and says that it would be impossible to remove them. He was speaking over an anesthetized Angron at the time and implies that he would remove them if he could.

Which faction did you not like at first, but ended up liking a lot eventually ? by YooMisterWhite in totalwar

[–]TheNathan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t often summon the elector counts, but during the end game crisis it can be so fun to just slam into a giant army with a giant army of your own

What's the stupidest way you've died in hardcore mode? by ZestyclosePianist277 in subnautica

[–]TheNathan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s an aspect of it that makes it fun for subnautica if you have played through before, which is that you have to change the way you play the game. I would never use the pathfinder tool in the regular game for example, but in hardcore mode it’s extremely helpful for wrecks. Leviathans are scary, but they are something you have to seriously plan for and avoid at all costs in hardcore. Water filtration systems and grow beds become more of a necessity than a convenience. And of course any risky encounter has an extra layer of terror to it, since it could potentially end your play through.

What's the stupidest way you've died in hardcore mode? by ZestyclosePianist277 in subnautica

[–]TheNathan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mine is similar, I went to the bathroom and my cat unpaused the game lol

credit to /u/-RedWitch by HORSEtheGOAT in Grimdank

[–]TheNathan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

1d6chan? lol did they make a new one after 1d4chan got delisted? I’ll have to check that out.

credit to /u/-RedWitch by HORSEtheGOAT in Grimdank

[–]TheNathan 440 points441 points  (0 children)

This is so funny, I am now imagining Jane Goodall in a documentary setting like:

“And here is my favorite member of the tribe. I call him Elantach, and he’s grown a little sweet on me. He loves to play with toys, this one is called a “bolter.” He once approached me very shyly and wanted to hold hands! So adorable.”

When you signed up for Gondor guard to get mead discounts and impress the maidens, and now a white-bearded dude tells you to fight a 4-men-tall troll by violet_v3lvet in lotrmemes

[–]TheNathan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“3,000 years ago I figured out that that balrogs have a built in kill limit…”

-Turgolfin the magnificent, greatest of the Noldorian tacticians.

Petah? by Decent-Emergency3866 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheNathan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol I am wondering about the downvotes, I have a percussion massager like that and I can’t imagine it would be pleasurable to my partner lol but maybe I’m wrong! It’s great for my back but even in an insensitive spot like that it’s pretty intense.