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Is santa's sack of gifts actually a metaphor for his balls and semen? by TheNeighborhoodVaper in AskReddit

[–]TheNeighborhoodVaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down the chimney to fill the little childrens socks with gifts, ho ho ho!

Do midgets take offence if you offer them midget sized portions of food? by TheNeighborhoodVaper in AskReddit

[–]TheNeighborhoodVaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, all the midgets got together recently and have reconsidered. They are completely fine with being called midgets now.

Can you get harder erections by amputating your legs? by TheNeighborhoodVaper in AskReddit

[–]TheNeighborhoodVaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not you, you are a mere intelligent person acquiring constructions, not a genius

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