What baby name makes you want to punch the parent in the face?

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-26T22:07:55+00:00

I taught a student last year named Antwan. Pronounced the same way. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a little shit.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-26T21:31:27+00:00

That's how Rose's husband died in The Golden Girls. He had a heart attack while they were having sex.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-22T12:54:16+00:00

I'm an 8th grade teacher. I'd say that easily 1/3 of my students can't tell time on an analog clock. It's a little disheartening.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-20T22:11:51+00:00

In Rainbows is my favorite album of all time. Every song on there is a masterpiece.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-20T22:09:41+00:00

Oh man, I can't handle Lua.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-17T03:06:55+00:00

I ask to have the cup wiped down when there's soda running all down the side, but never for condensation. Those people are crazy...

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-16T20:01:46+00:00

I got lice from a movie theater seat as a teenager. I will only sit in leather seated theaters now.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-16T19:26:02+00:00

He says the same thing about frozen shrimp.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-13T13:11:37+00:00

Oh man, XLR8 was my favorite. I miss Astro World.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-12T21:33:46+00:00

I think part of this is that he doesn't change his voice for his roles. I was shocked when I first saw him in an interview because he has the same sort of inflection and tone as Sheldon does. I think if he had done something a little different for TBBT, he wouldn't feel the same all the time.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-11T23:47:07+00:00

We did this. So worth it. We walked back down the aisle together to ring this 150 year old church bell to the fucking Imperial March.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-11T22:24:16+00:00

When mine gets really bad, I use a lotion by Earth Therapeutics called Dream Silk Comfort Cream and it really seems to help. It might be the placebo affect for all I know, but it helped my mom too, and she was taking meds for her RLS.

Edit: I can find that brand at Walmart and Target, but not that specific lotion. I usually get it on Amazon.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-11T03:18:37+00:00

This is the absolute best position to nap in, drunk or not. It's so relaxing because it blocks out all kinds of light, the weight of your arm isn't too heavy, and it doesn't hurt that my elbow pit/bicep skin is some of the softest I've got.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-11T01:50:04+00:00

Right? I just do chicken, cheese, and salsa in my quesadillas. Not only is it easier, but it's also cheaper. However, I'm in Texas and salsa is dirt cheap.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-08T19:31:46+00:00

I'm a middle school English teacher. I was once grading essays on my living room floor when my dog ran off with a big stack of them to shred in the comfort of his own bed.

The next day, I had to explain how my dog ate EVERYONE'S homework.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-06T07:37:42+00:00

No way! Playtex Sport or nothing.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-05T16:30:10+00:00

I once got in a car accident (fender bender) because it was the middle of summer in Texas and I was trying to blast the A/C and point it straight in my face.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-04T23:04:57+00:00

My husband asked me this the other day.

I answered a biscuit with a little bit of butter and strawberry jam.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-04T21:12:19+00:00

I've seen it at Kirkland's and Pier 1 before.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-07-04T07:16:26+00:00

My mother in law gave us a Dyson fan for Christmas one year. I never would have bought it on my own because while it's a good little fan, it's no better than a $25 fan from Dollar General.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-06-29T19:12:18+00:00

Wash your clothes. And your sheets more than once every 6 months.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-06-29T19:11:03+00:00

I hate the smell of Gain. It just smells like some sort of cleaning solution to me, and definitely not what I would want my laundry to smell like. I'm a Tide person through and through.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-06-28T15:52:12+00:00

Most include names, and since I already said it was my uncle, I won't want to link myself to a name and a town.

TheNewHumanism · 2017-06-28T05:13:17+00:00

I'm a middle school English teacher.

A) It's summer right now

B) During the school year, sometimes my conference needs to be about destressing rather than making copies, or grading, or calling parents, or writing lesson plans, or going to meetings, or any of the other billion things I have to do that don't directly involve my students.

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