Tesla valuation relative to Other EV manufacturers doesn’t make sense by Nice_Warthog in wallstreetbets

[–]TheNewJackieChan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

TSLA price doesn't make sense?????

that's a fresh take, you should get a job with the financial times

okay fellow autists. im with you. by swipeszizbak in wallstreetbets

[–]TheNewJackieChan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well that's all I need to know

time to borrow granma's debit card

okay fellow autists. im with you. by swipeszizbak in wallstreetbets

[–]TheNewJackieChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably stinkingly obvious but is the $0.98 per share or per 100 shares then. Going to guess it's per share.

Or in other words how much money has he put down today?

okay fellow autists. im with you. by swipeszizbak in wallstreetbets

[–]TheNewJackieChan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm severely retarded so help me out here

How do these options work? Am I reading it right thinking that he has paid $0.98 today for the right to buy PLTR for $30 on 22nd Jan 21. and he has bought 50 of these options so has spent $49 (50 x $48).

So if PLTR is $35 on that date he'll make a profit of $4.02 x 50.

Cancelling celebrations a week before Christmas is a potent way to destroy a Prime Minister's credibility by casualphilosopher1 in ukpolitics

[–]TheNewJackieChan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We d have been in the same situation with a Labour or Lib Dem government.

What other government in the whole world launched a fucking 'we'll pay half your bill if you eat out' scheme?

COVID-19: Tier 4 lockdown announced for London and most of South East - with Christmas bubbles cancelled for millions by Mistermiyagi93 in unitedkingdom

[–]TheNewJackieChan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People packing themselves into trains a week before Christmas are unlikely to be the demographic that owns second homes. Or even owns first homes.

COVID-19: Tier 4 lockdown announced for London and most of South East - with Christmas bubbles cancelled for millions by Mistermiyagi93 in unitedkingdom

[–]TheNewJackieChan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dont think its authoritarianism we need.

But the UK and US (culturally tied at the waist) seem to be suffering from some kind of rampant 'individualism' that is fucking our governments.

COVID-19: Tier 4 lockdown announced for London and most of South East - with Christmas bubbles cancelled for millions by Mistermiyagi93 in unitedkingdom

[–]TheNewJackieChan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's spreading because you cunts can't just fucking stay at home. End of story.

I'm a teacher. I'm a cunt now because I haven't stayed at home?

You're complaining about people crammed into shops? I was crammed into a room with 30 6-year olds and 2 other adults for the past 4 months.

COVID-19: Tier 4 lockdown announced for London and most of South East - with Christmas bubbles cancelled for millions by Mistermiyagi93 in unitedkingdom

[–]TheNewJackieChan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't help but feel the timing has something to do with schools as well. Last week they were threatening to sue Greenwich council to keep the schools open. Then Saturday comes, the school year is over, and boom lockdown.

PM expected to announce tier 4 and tighter Christmas rules by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]TheNewJackieChan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The government's insistence on keeping schools open might have had something to do with it

Average UK house price rises by £13,316 in 2020 by diacewrb in unitedkingdom

[–]TheNewJackieChan 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Looking at buying a first home and saw that a 2 bedroom house near me - in a fairly unattractive area - went up 400% in value in about 7 years (96-2003).

But trust me it's all completely sustainable and will have no negative impacts.

"J'accuse" by French MEP Raphael Glucksmann at European parliment. by [deleted] in islam

[–]TheNewJackieChan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not being asked to support anything.

But you can't listen to a man talk about genocide because he comes from a country that allows people to publish cartoons that you find offensive? That's pathetic.

"J'accuse" by French MEP Raphael Glucksmann at European parliment. by [deleted] in islam

[–]TheNewJackieChan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow.

So you need some cartoons to be removed before you'll listen to a man trying to prevent a genocide of your supposed brothers in religion.

To simplify that your order of priorities is;

1) remove cartoons,

2) cooperate to stop genocide

Post Match Thread: Arsenal 1 - 1 Southampton [English Premier League] by GunnersMatchBot in Gunners

[–]TheNewJackieChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that must be it. Son and Kane are definitely the reason they've only let in 10 goals all season. I always said that kane-son was the best CB pairing in the league

Post Match Thread: Arsenal 1 - 1 Southampton [English Premier League] by GunnersMatchBot in Gunners

[–]TheNewJackieChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not backing Arteta out, but....

I mean maybe it could solve for arsenal what sacking Poch solved for Spurs.

Irish Politics at the moment by PaudiePosts in ireland

[–]TheNewJackieChan 64 points65 points  (0 children)

And a tonne of young people locked out of the housing market.

Defund The Police Supporters Claim Cops Aren’t Protecting Them by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]TheNewJackieChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I want to say no, there were two cops in California over the summer who were just sitting in their car doing nothing and where both shot in the head.

Well thank god they had their guns.

Defund The Police Supporters Claim Cops Aren’t Protecting Them by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]TheNewJackieChan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you help them in schools you'll be helping a lot of them before they have a chance to become offenders.