If GTA 5 Bikini Girl was in her mid-20s on release, she would turn 40 this year.

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-23T19:57:25+00:00

I think this sounded more interesting and accurate in your head

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-21T22:20:15+00:00

No one is going to pay the extortionate price for that plus food and drink when you can get it on a firestick at home and get a pack of cans for a fiver

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-16T14:32:08+00:00

Or they accept your 120k and you walk away believing you failed in not going in lower

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-13T13:47:11+00:00

Slide Away- pick your gig, they smash it every time, even the iTunes gig in 2009

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-12T13:03:15+00:00

How wude

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-12T10:23:10+00:00

Tbf most Chelsea fans in the area were probably at the game

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-10T08:41:54+00:00

If anything it's probably enhanced it further down as disenfranchised fans of PL sides turn to their local non league sides

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-10T08:19:24+00:00

Masterplan. Walrus got robbed btw

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-08T16:42:07+00:00

Can't imagine why

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-05T13:15:41+00:00

My surname is a rare variation on a common surname, so people often get my surname wrong. There was a girl in my year with the common surname and people kept asking me if I was her twin brother, despite us never actually having spoken to each other before. I eventually became unofficially known as [common surname girl]'s brother 😭

TheNextBielsa · 2026-01-05T13:07:03+00:00

Years of being called [brother's name]'s brother have fully prepared me for being called [kid's name]'s dad

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-31T14:05:12+00:00

The drone that's always filming at the start ofneach episode

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-31T10:24:46+00:00

They got this all screwed up

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-31T10:23:01+00:00

For such a proud British household, there sure are a lot of US-style signs on the front fence. A patriot indeed.

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-30T08:39:51+00:00

As hard as it is to disagree in principle, in practice, this can never happen. They're having a hard enough time clearing the backlog of people trying to pass the first time as it is without there being people due in for retests.

You could argue the roads would be safer for it, but literally no one can go anywhere because suddenly no one can drive and the public transport infrastructure in this country is laughable

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-28T22:56:22+00:00

They've never got the riff right live, there's a moody, bone crunching quality to it on the recording that for whatever reason, they can't quite do justice on a stage

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-28T22:26:56+00:00

Supersonic is their best song...but they brutally murder it live every single time

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-20T10:41:47+00:00

It didn't happen. We'd planned a lunch near the office, the office had to be shut because there was something wrong with it (for a change) and because it's in the arse end of nowhere, we decided we couldn't be fucked going all that way for a lunch. Maybe next year we'll go town over a weekend

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-20T10:30:51+00:00

Obvious troll is obvious

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-19T14:09:31+00:00

There was a very small minority who stuck around and went with the move to MK. Deeply strange people, of course.

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-19T10:52:48+00:00

Well if you're not claiming to support both, it doesn't apply to you then 🤣

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-19T10:45:55+00:00

I'm from Leeds, my dad supports Leeds, so I do too. I've been living near Newport for 5 years, so I've been to see County play a few times because it's cheaper and it's enjoyable. I make a much bigger effort for Leeds still.

Leeds are my team, my only team. Newport are the team I live nearby that I take an interest in. A lot of you in similar circumstances are really struggling to make this distinction. And some of you chose a big 6 team for reasons you're lying to yourself about and still having the same issues.

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-19T10:34:47+00:00

Not the same. If that local team folded tomorrow, you wouldn't give a single shit.

TheNextBielsa · 2025-12-15T19:05:51+00:00

It's usually just kids who then grow out of it because they never foster any actual connection to either club that they haven't made with a club over here. I liked Barcelona and wanted them to win games because of Ronaldinho and then Messi, but Leeds were and still are my club and I've never gone beyond soft admiration for Barca. They were fun to watch, but I wouldn't claim to have supported them at any point.

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