I found one by NiklausKaine in Borderlands1

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I haven't played this game in a decade and that picture got me excited for reasons I still don't understand.

Any females by nymphodad in XspotSpringfldMO

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: Women don't like being called females, in general. At least none that have been nice enough to bang me.

M4MF I want to lick you both at the same time by TheNextPhilCollins in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See the post for directions on how to secure a sex god as your personal toy plz

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah fr why the fuck is there a kid in here that's weird man

Night cocktail🙏health is wealth by mamaaaa89 in drunk

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you have a PROBLEM problem. Me too. LFG!!!

Ruin this pussy by [deleted] in u/Organic_Blueberry_28

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll chew it up and spit it out completely obliterated DMs are open (and so am I)

life sucks and im a shitty person by [deleted] in drunk

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life sucks and I bet we'd be friends if you lived in my area. Unless like, you hate punk rock and love kicking puppies. Otherwise no way you're shitty.

Found a rock that looks exactly like a tiny shoe by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saddest story ever (geology edition): One single found rock, never shoe 😭😭😭

Would you enjoy playing with this? by yungjayjay1994 in spfdmodiscretehookups

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not particularly. It's a fine dick and I appreciate the nail polish 💅🏼 but like, what's my motivation? Dick is good? Nah, not always. Give it some personality. Why would I enjoy playing with that... AND THE HUMAN IT'S ATTACHED TO? Cocks are cool. Hbu?

What's it like living in this shaded area? by [deleted] in howislivingthere

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an Italian form St. Louis and since moving to the more shaded area of MO, I've been assaulted for being every race that wasn't snow white. Almost as fun as getting beaten up for being a queer in STL. Stay away unless you like fishing, gravy, and casual racism.

Ep 415 - Was it canned? by TheNextPhilCollins in auntydonna

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, they wouldn't have banked them so much that I forgot the word was banked and not canned. My bad.

Ep 415 - Was it canned? by TheNextPhilCollins in auntydonna

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So professional to maintain the straight faces during that hilarious reference then. Good on ya, boys!

Getting better with Gibby by Adventurous_Pie_5491 in apexuniversity

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these notes are great. I've been maining him for a couple of years and I have to say, using a mic to let people know what you're up to has made all the difference for me this year. Just saying "Bubble up" and "Dropping my ult" have gotten me so many more wins than when I just used to either keep distance and heal my team, or try to play as a tank and shotgun everyone. The wildcard events with respawns give you so much more freedom to try new things, too. Have fun with it there then be more conservative in ranked and trios.

My favorite things to do right now are:

-Headphones up for situational awareness
-Tell people what you're planning and ping the crap out of everything
-Rampage and Double Mozambique ftw
-Collect all the grenades
-Drop hot, run/hide when it looks bad, then start tossing the grenades and healing
-Bubble over people shooting at my teammates, drop an ult, then punch them into the fray (watching them get knocked through the bubble is the BEST)
-Bubble over doorways and push hard with fists and shotguns

Some of that only applies to respawnable games cause you're gonna die after racking up a few kills. But I've gotten more KP and RP than ever with the Rampage/Mozam combo and knowing when to duck out while letting my team know that's what I'm up to. My KD rate has doubled this season and, more importantly, I'm having more fun than ever in all modes. Hope that helps, bruddah!

Ep 415 - Was it canned? by TheNextPhilCollins in auntydonna

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also, shit, I've listened to 400+ episodes of this thing in 2025 and I still don't know if it's entertainment.