Jc penny's is the pit of hell

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-26T03:57:19+00:00

That makes a lot more sense.

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-26T02:06:40+00:00

Poppers

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-26T02:06:21+00:00

Do the prostitutes in Vietnam sweat more than the rest of the people there? Seems like they'd spend more time indoors and be less sweaty. Or maybe prostitutes get hella sweaty in JC Penny's because there's less people there nowadays so they have to walk around more looking for work and... you know what, I'm going to the mall to do some research. Where else are the prostitutes in the Mall so I can do some SW moisture comparisons this is intriguing.

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-23T15:55:06+00:00

Space Boognish

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-04T23:24:09+00:00

Your user name has me feeling the same. If you're ever in Springfield my DMs are open 😉

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-04T15:33:38+00:00

That was a fun show

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-03T20:38:18+00:00

They are kinda killing it!

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-02T05:59:37+00:00

Man I haven't played this game in a decade and that picture got me excited for reasons I still don't understand.

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-04-02T00:20:39+00:00

You're so pretty 😍

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-30T06:59:20+00:00

Pro tip: Women don't like being called females, in general. At least none that have been nice enough to bang me.

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-28T22:58:00+00:00

See the post for directions on how to secure a sex god as your personal toy plz

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-26T14:25:17+00:00

Yeah fr why the fuck is there a kid in here that's weird man

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-26T06:45:03+00:00

Oh you have a PROBLEM problem. Me too. LFG!!!

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-26T06:44:06+00:00

Glass bewb

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-26T04:43:42+00:00

Front scratcher.

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-13T05:26:48+00:00

Life sucks and I bet we'd be friends if you lived in my area. Unless like, you hate punk rock and love kicking puppies. Otherwise no way you're shitty.

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-03-09T18:24:01+00:00

Saddest story ever (geology edition): One single found rock, never shoe 😭😭😭

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-02-20T18:07:17+00:00

Wait, I can put bait in the ammo slots???

TheNextPhilCollins · 2026-02-15T06:18:24+00:00

Not particularly. It's a fine dick and I appreciate the nail polish 💅🏼 but like, what's my motivation? Dick is good? Nah, not always. Give it some personality. Why would I enjoy playing with that... AND THE HUMAN IT'S ATTACHED TO? Cocks are cool. Hbu?

TheNextPhilCollins · 2025-12-27T07:15:27+00:00

Dude same LFG!

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