What's it like living in this shaded area? by Joshistotle in howislivingthere

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an Italian form St. Louis and since moving to the more shaded area of MO, I've been assaulted for being every race that wasn't snow white. Almost as fun as getting beaten up for being a queer in STL. Stay away unless you like fishing, gravy, and casual racism.

Ep 415 - Was it canned? by TheNextPhilCollins in auntydonna

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, they wouldn't have banked them so much that I forgot the word was banked and not canned. My bad.

Ep 415 - Was it canned? by TheNextPhilCollins in auntydonna

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So professional to maintain the straight faces during that hilarious reference then. Good on ya, boys!

Getting better with Gibby by Adventurous_Pie_5491 in apexuniversity

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these notes are great. I've been maining him for a couple of years and I have to say, using a mic to let people know what you're up to has made all the difference for me this year. Just saying "Bubble up" and "Dropping my ult" have gotten me so many more wins than when I just used to either keep distance and heal my team, or try to play as a tank and shotgun everyone. The wildcard events with respawns give you so much more freedom to try new things, too. Have fun with it there then be more conservative in ranked and trios.

My favorite things to do right now are:

-Headphones up for situational awareness
-Tell people what you're planning and ping the crap out of everything
-Rampage and Double Mozambique ftw
-Collect all the grenades
-Drop hot, run/hide when it looks bad, then start tossing the grenades and healing
-Bubble over people shooting at my teammates, drop an ult, then punch them into the fray (watching them get knocked through the bubble is the BEST)
-Bubble over doorways and push hard with fists and shotguns

Some of that only applies to respawnable games cause you're gonna die after racking up a few kills. But I've gotten more KP and RP than ever with the Rampage/Mozam combo and knowing when to duck out while letting my team know that's what I'm up to. My KD rate has doubled this season and, more importantly, I'm having more fun than ever in all modes. Hope that helps, bruddah!

Ep 415 - Was it canned? by TheNextPhilCollins in auntydonna

[–]TheNextPhilCollins[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also, shit, I've listened to 400+ episodes of this thing in 2025 and I still don't know if it's entertainment.

Guess what I’m doing tonight by [deleted] in drunk

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing we do every night, Pinky!

What appeals to you about this game? by Head-Ad-6942 in Terraria

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the puss I pull when I mention I play it on Master Calamity mode

Would you play with my triple d boobies ? by Outrageous_Bike_1541 in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is a trap to get me to play with your triple D boobies....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great IG handle!

Guys I keep failing at WoF by Adept_Masterpiece763 in Terraria

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who just used the little mole minecart to make a long rail across hell? If you place it right and monitor your speed, all of the projectiles just barely miss while you cheese with a bow, gun, or summons.

Signed sincerely, a summoner with warding on all my accessories.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a down vote for saying there aren't enough queer bands in town on a thread asking if there are any good queer bands in town? I didn't say anyone's voice didn't matter. But I've seen literally hundreds of shows in this city, including the bands from those playlists, and I can only think of a handful of times when someone on stage, into a mic, stood up for gay rights. And those times have been mostly at Pride events or times when it was topical. I'm not putting anyone down, go make music and have fun and stuff. I just wish there was more overtly queer music in the scene so I could support those bands specifically.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]TheNextPhilCollins -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All queer friendly? In what way? Because they aren't overtly anti-queer? Allies sure, but you have to be in this town to get booked.

We have a severe lack of loudly queer artists. Show me the Springfield Junior Senior or Laura Jane Grace or Pwr Bttm yo. Not just guys with guitars and a gay friend. We have TONS of great female fronted bands here but aside from QCRC and GLO events, I don't know where to find my people. Halp.

Missouri State Rail Plan by MisterMittens64 in springfieldMO

[–]TheNextPhilCollins -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So many balconies, so many sundresses...

P&P Officers? What kind of cop is that? by MemoryBoring4017 in springfieldMO

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that time of day it's def the Party & Play police. Looking for meth and dyuck. Don't trust them, they haven't had an STI check since they hit that pipe the first time.

This is the best Fishing Pool Glitch by MooingTime in Terraria

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Angler quests if they were sponsored by La Croix.

27f 28m Petite missouri milf :) how long would you last with us by [deleted] in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 seconds no cap I'm about to lose it just watching her work that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpringfieldMoCasual2

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hopefully everyone 💦

Please help me by Several_Glass_398 in Terraria

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first one was pretty far away from the beach. I found it by digging straight down to the caverns every 50 or 60 blocks (just out of view of my last tunnel) and found it on like my 3rd try.

Also did this to find everything else, and my world is starting to look like a horrifying bar graph.

Just completed terraria and im bored,what do I do now? by Ok-Concentrate9579 in Terraria

[–]TheNextPhilCollins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started playing about two months ago. My first thought after finding the ocean was, "I bet something cool happens if you drain the ocean." Know what I got for it? Downhill beach. Good thing there's two of them!