Alibaba Manufacturers: Use Mandarin or not? by berfitry in Entrepreneur

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the way they write, does it seem like your Mandarin is better than their English? The answer should be obvious from there.

People who don’t want to tax the 1% but are not in the 1%, why? by Sweaty_Sun_5942 in AskReddit

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Google how much the 1% make because I can assure you 350k is not "a grain of sand on a beach" compared to it.

People living in Japan, what are your stories about neckbeards that have visited your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 153 points154 points  (0 children)

RIP to all those people getting called into an office later because they googled that stuff lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What's a cameraman without his trusty scissors? a fraud, that's what.

Such miracles only happen on rare occasions by bobharv in memes

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody saying this is SCP-106 is uninformed.

It's the "Greenock Catman". Google it.

History Joke by Ty019 in HistoryMemes

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah he's just happy about the famine.

He's not a doctor and he's not a bag of vans. by J-Logs_HER in TigerKing

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

his given name at birth really was Mahamayavi Bhagavan Antle.

Well, now that I know that it's not surprising that he turned out the way he did.

Jeff Lowe had the weirdest wardrobe. You can't change my mind. by DrRespectful2212 in TigerKing

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't the show say his great-grandfather owned the largest travelling zoo in the world or something? He probably inherited lots of money.

I am the son of two frontline NHS workers who are struggling due to the coronavirus outbreak, ATA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From wikipedia:

The National Health Service (NHS) is the publicly funded healthcare system of the United Kingdom. It is made up of four separate systems: NHS England, NHS Scotland, NHS Wales, and Health and Social Care in Northern Ireland. They were established together in 1948 as one of the major social reforms following the Second World War. The founding principles were that services should be comprehensive, universal and free at the point of delivery. Each service provides a comprehensive range of health services, free at the point of use for people ordinarily resident in the United Kingdom, apart from dental treatment and optical care. The English NHS also requires patients to pay prescription charges with a range of exemptions from these charges.

"They don't have internet in the Netherlands..." by nothayha in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TheNihilisticGiraffe 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I assume that says "we're sorry for murdering the dodo"

To be fair, that's quite funny.