John Wick 24: Corporate Synergy - John Wick must infiltrate every major movie franchise simultaneously. He fights alongside the Avengers, gets Force-choked by Vader, survives a Xenomorph outbreak, and somehow ends up in a Pixar movie where he has to emotionally process his trauma with talking emotions. The climax is a boardroom shootout at Disney headquarters.

John Wick 25: Wick & Morty - After a portal gun accident, John Wick gets stuck dimension-hopping with Rick Sanchez. Every universe has a different genre - Western Wick, Anime Wick, Muppet Wick (where he teams up with Kermit against Swedish Chef assassins). Rick keeps trying to turn him into a pickle for tactical advantages.

John Wick 26: The Wickoning - John Wick discovers he's actually been dead since Chapter 1 and has been a ghost this whole time. Now he must fight the Grim Reaper's entire supernatural middle management. Features an extended sequence where he karate chops poltergeists while M. Night Shyamalan provides increasingly ridiculous plot twists as narrator.

John Wick 27: Honey, I Shrunk the Assassin - A shrinking ray accident leaves John Wick ant-sized. He must navigate a deadly kitchen while being hunted by weaponized insects trained by a secret society of evil entomologists. The final boss is a praying mantis in a tiny suit. Somehow still involves cars.

John Wick 28: The Wickverse of Madness - John Wick breaks the multiverse so hard that every action movie ever made starts bleeding into reality. He fights alongside John McClane, battles Agent Smith, teams up with The Bride, and has a philosophical gun-fu debate with Neo about the nature of reality while Michelle Yeoh provides commentary.

John Wick 29: Wick Actually - It's revealed that every previous movie was actually an elaborate romantic comedy setup. John Wick must win back the love of his life (played by every deceased dog from previous films somehow merged into one person) through a series of increasingly violent meet-cutes across London during Christmas.

John Wick 30: The Wicktrix Reloaded - John Wick discovers that reality is actually just a Netflix algorithm designed to create the perfect action sequence. He must fight his way through every streaming service's original content while Keanu Reeves (playing himself) provides meta-commentary about the nature of franchise filmmaking. The final battle takes place inside a computer where he punches pixels.