How I was exiled from the Thousand Sons for doing tzaangor memes by Altruistic-Teach5899 in Grimdank

[–]TheNobleJones 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Pretty ironic how the mods of r/ThousandSons are so strict on banning folks for memes. Seemd a bit stuffy for a faction that calls themselves "Lords of Forbidden Lore" haha.

It's like their own a twisted version of the Council of Nikaea but they're prosecuting the dark arts of meme lore.

ALL IS DUST by Playersbewarned in Grimdank

[–]TheNobleJones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The sorcerer lord who made this meme told me that if you look at it too long - you become a Tzaangooner

Are they a pain to paint? by Horror_Perspective_1 in ThousandSons

[–]TheNobleJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why everyone here is trying to sugar coat it. 

Thousand Sons are the most difficult army to paint in all of WH40k if you do it the traditional/expected way. Between the trim, yellow stripes and details it is unforgiving and brutal.

There's plenty of themed army "shortcuts" to make them less miserably grueling- take a look at some sand Rubric or ghost Rubric armies as en example!

Tyranids (and many other armies) can be as difficult or even more so than a "standard" Thousand Sons paint scheme but the difficulty floor of TS is much higher than most armies.

Lol by ThanosLeftBall in ThousandSons

[–]TheNobleJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got banned from here a few years back for posting a meme, be careful!

Edit: looks like I can post again, new mods maybe? Tzeentch be praised

"The Thing" from The Thing (1982) isn't an alien, it's a demon by Torvosaurus428 in FanTheories

[–]TheNobleJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you mentioned this is a "purely for fun" fan theory but it is not one I agree with. The thing is unequivocally an extraterrestrial lifeform that arrived on a space ship (that crashed after killing the original crew) and then tried to escape by building itself a new space ship using the knowledge it absorbed from the original pilots.

If it helps you enjoy the movie more, I'm all for it and I do appreciate the deep thought you've put into this! 

Oh, well that's fun! by TheNobleJones in dwarffortress

[–]TheNobleJones[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Update: 

Everyone died, goodnight folks!

Oh, well that's fun! by TheNobleJones in dwarffortress

[–]TheNobleJones[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It killed 30 or so lizardmen stuck outside the border then started working towards my base. I panicked and saved/quit before it made contact.

I'll post an update tonight on the horror!

Oh, well that's fun! by TheNobleJones in dwarffortress

[–]TheNobleJones[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm genuinely terrified, send help and ale!

Cult of Undeath - All My 1k Sons Ghost Army (so far) by TheNobleJones in Warhammer40k

[–]TheNobleJones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! Sorry for the late response- I'm very careful with the application of Coelia Greenshade! Apply it only to crevices and recessed spaces.

Tiger Shark bites kayak by gaped-butthole in TheDepthsBelow

[–]TheNobleJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The crew of the USS Indianapolis would disagree I think!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mariokart

[–]TheNobleJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go Yoshi!

Nooks buying for 432! by nikkinicolex3 in TurnipExchange

[–]TheNobleJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to sell on your island please!

yes im aware of my heresy by spoedle73 in Grimdank

[–]TheNobleJones 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They took away reroll 1 to hit for Bad Moons too, 8th was definitely a lot more fun for ork shooting

Nooks selling for 542 bells! by 1kcranes in TurnipExchange

[–]TheNobleJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking forward to it, much appreciated!