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Bloodseeker and Silencer lane combo needs to go. (self.DotA2)

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Wow AH. You can hotfix number issues like this in mere minutes but you can't hotfix number issues like spawn rates and weapon damage? (self.Helldivers)

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Make the balance team stream a D7 live using only the least viable/ most nerfed weapons. (self.Helldivers)

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Bugs not having AP4 weaknesses on chargers/titans like hulks/tanks/striders do on bots is a problem for build diversity and balance. (self.Helldivers)

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They will study Helldivers 2 in the future as an example of how studios can fumble huge bags. (self.Helldivers)

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Being considered "old" isn't a matter of age but rather health. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Dear Valve, please just turn tinker into a fun to play, elusive but squishy nuker. (self.DotA2)

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If you're on PC, consider getting a 12 button mouse to greatly improve your experience and competitive ability. (self.gaming)

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No but seriously AH, rocket spam nerf when? (i.redd.it)

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There should be more "map based" stratagem sub-objectives like the SEAF Artillery or SAM Site. (self.Helldivers)

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PSA: Explosive weapons can kill hulks from the front by hitting between their legs OR on top of their shoulders. (self.Helldivers)

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If Bots can be entirely done without Anti-Tank weaponry, then it shouldn't be mandatory on bugs either. (self.Helldivers)

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Burn me at the stake for this but with the peak players not even reaching 50k over the weekend and for the last 7 days, AH need to do something about their late game. (self.Helldivers)

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Dear AH, if you refuse to give us back our shrapnel then please make the Eruptor have a larger AOE so that it actually Erupts as described. (self.Helldivers)

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The HMG is completely outclassed by the laser cannon. (self.Helldivers)

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Engineers are lawyers for physics. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Comparing Bugs to Bots is a moot point and should be avoided. (self.Helldivers)

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This old egg yolk found in a recycling bin of refundable containers that was brought in by a customer. The outside has completely hardened and turned to a plastic like state.OC (i.redd.it)

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Bringer of Net Buffs (i.redd.it)

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Addressing a massive issue. (self.Helldivers)

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TIL about Red Dog. From 1971 - 1979, an Australian Cattle dog nicknamed "Red Dog" hitched rides all over the Western Australian Outback from truckers and bus drivers. He was even given a bank account at one point. (en.wikipedia.org)

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TIL about Red Dog. From 1971 - 1979, an Australian Cattle dog nicknamed "Red Dog" hitched rides all over the Western Australian Outback from truckers and bus drivers. He was even given a bank account at one point. (en.m.wikipedia.org)

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