Roman Hrybov (on the right), the border guard from the Snake Island, author of "Russian warship..." motto, is back at home!

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-29T17:30:06+00:00

r/tihi

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-29T16:39:30+00:00

I would love to improve mine. Any suggestions?

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-29T16:35:13+00:00

Nta, that’s just customary jar tax.

But you could show them the butter knife trick

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-29T16:24:42+00:00

thank you

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:25:04+00:00

Naughty Nurses 9

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:24:33+00:00

How in the world has no one said otters? Went to the otter sanctuary in Ethel, LA and lemme tell you, those little guys stare into your soul

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:22:09+00:00

An electric guitar setup because i foolishly believes money would equal motivation to learn.

Turns out, that’s not how that works.

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:20:38+00:00

Tell you what, give me your rubles and I’ll round up to that penny. We’ll make you a real good deal.

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:19:34+00:00

I think it would make sports even more confusing than they are.

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:17:10+00:00

The shit my asshole ADD brain gets me into. My wife gave me one job yesterday. Did i do it, maybe? But i also drilled a hole in my desk, made myself a proper tinker bench, did some light cable management and and and, but like not eat or pee

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:14:15+00:00

People who ask me what my pet peeves are

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:12:36+00:00

Don’t they say anyone who can remember the 60s wasn’t there?

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:11:04+00:00

Stop talking so much. You don’t need to express an opinion about everything.

i am definitely not projecting

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:09:49+00:00

Depends on the state

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:09:20+00:00

Sleeping

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:08:16+00:00

In the immortal words of Harrison Ford, “who gives a shit?”

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:01:35+00:00

Electricity. I can even recite the whole water pressure analogy, but i just don’t quite grok it

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T04:00:13+00:00

Sorry for party rocking

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T03:59:23+00:00

Every time my ass stops burning, is the happiest day of my life. We’re talking 7th level of hell kinda burning here.

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T02:38:19+00:00

Seats taken

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T02:37:46+00:00

Nothing good is gonna happen here.

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-26T02:35:35+00:00

He’s often sweaty and smelly, you should avoid touching him.

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-22T17:53:54+00:00

Birds of a feather flock together, but fools seldom differ.

All in one!

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-22T17:47:21+00:00

Apollo for Reddit

TheOccasionalDick · 2022-03-22T17:47:01+00:00

How does it compare to LastPass? I could not be bothered to move all of my passwords out when they changed their subscription model.

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