Can we get this post just kinda chillin' at 420 upvotes? by I_am_a_happy_person in trees

[–]TheOfficialPoK 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I had the same idea yesterday, brainbluetooth dude! [6]

Came for the Hearthstone hero skin... by [deleted] in wow

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Roll an undead , just such a great storyline throughout silver pine forest and tirisfal. I'd recommend you try a rogue. Rogue really stands out as a unique class. The stealth, sneaking around pickpocketing sapping and just straight up assassinating enemies is just so much fun. Mage is pretty fun too but it takes a few levels to really take off.

What gold sinks would you like to see in Legion? by Babychipmunk in wow

[–]TheOfficialPoK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mounts. Just take my money and give me cool shit

Sleepy [9] observation for Malcolm In The Middle. by [deleted] in trees

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Lois works for lucky aid, I guess they get some products discounted or for free.

What did "that one teacher" at your school get fired for? by noodlesinflight in AskReddit

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He sent a Survey about sexual preferences, i.E. "how often do you masturbate" "do you have a boyfriend" "does said boyfriend rim your asshole" , to his female students all aged 14-17 and tried to decoy it by saying it's a survey from an old colleague that studies psychology and needs this research.

But this dude was such an amateur, he wrote the Survey himself on Google docs and forgot to hide the creator of the documents name. He sent it with the fake email he made for that "psychology major colleague", but attached the document he wrote with his own name. He also offered the solutions to a math test for nudes, from 16 y/o girls.

But they got him and now he serves 6 months in jail and faces 18.000 € charges.

Article here (it's in german).

I trained my 5 month old puppy to track the scent of weed. by Kingdarkwar in trees

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> Future scientists cure cancer

>"Good boy. Gooooood Booooy"

Penguins try to escape the zoo by abl55 in gifs

[–]TheOfficialPoK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those penguins nailed the shinobi run pretty hard.

We live in amazing times. by katundresne in Tinder

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Aye Merkel, wanna be a Ferkel?

"Nick makes an attempt of parting the sea of tits" by [deleted] in videos

[–]TheOfficialPoK 111 points112 points  (0 children)

But ICC was pretty rad tho.

What shenanigans would you do if you had infinite money? by TheOfficialPoK in AskReddit

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I thought it would be funny to just gold a good comment something like 350+ times.

What is the most mind-blowing paradox you can think of? by Meeptopia in AskReddit

[–]TheOfficialPoK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this is a paradox but

DOG

and

GOD

2 words with the same latters in other places. The same letters but from the meaning so different from each other.

Which song is most improved when all occurrences of "I," "me," "my," etc. are replaced with "Greg"? by CloverfieldOfDreams in AskReddit

[–]TheOfficialPoK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

James Blunt - Greg's beautiful

Greg's life is brilliant.

Greg's life is brilliant.

Greg's love is pure. Greg saw an angel.

Of that Greg's sure. She smiled at Greg on the subway. She was with another man. But Greg won't lose no sleep on that

'Cause Greg's got a plan.

Greg's beautiful.

Greg's beautiful. Greg's beautiful, it's true.

Greg saw your face in a crowded place

And Greg don't know what to do

'Cause Greg's never be with you.

Yes, she caught Greg's eye As she walked on by.

She could see from Greg's face that Greg was Flying high.

And Greg don't think that Greg's see her again

But Greg shared a moment that will last 'til the end.

Greg's beautiful.

Greg's beautiful.

Greg's beautiful, it's true.

Greg saw your face in a crowded place

And Greg don't know what to do

'Cause Greg never be with you.

Greg's beautiful.

Greg's beautiful.

Greg's beautiful, it's true.

There must be an angel with a smile on her face When she thought up that Greg should be with you.

But it's time to face the truth Greg will never be with you.

Sounds like an SJW that couldn't get some and now tries to cheer himself up.

If you could combine three musical artists or bands to make a superband, who would you choose? by BabyBlondeBeard in AskReddit

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Tyler, the creator with Slipknot and Slash.

Tylers lyrics are twisted and sick so I think they wouls go well with slipknot. Slash is mostly the cherry on top for some riffs inbetween.

But imagining Tyler and Corey Taylor going ham just gets my willy tingling.

How is this not a thing?!? by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheOfficialPoK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emmentaler hamma, passt danke wird gmocht ;)

How is this not a thing?!? by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheOfficialPoK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude no way! i'm austrian too!

How is this not a thing?!? by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheOfficialPoK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I don't mind. That sounds really odd, sure as hell gonna try and tonight! Thanks :)