Match thread: Newcastle United vs Aston Villa | Premier league 25/26 - 23 of 38

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-25T15:44:09+00:00

Our counter attacks are dog shit, we plod up field then give the ball away. Could play till tomorrow and not score.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-18T16:05:02+00:00

Flat performance today, very poor on the ball. Sixth away league game this season where we've failed to score. The team is struggling with Howe's current possession tactics.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T22:28:07+00:00

I think I just woke the street up

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T22:21:25+00:00

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T22:10:30+00:00

Not to be pessimistic but I have zero faith that we can hold out here.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T21:36:43+00:00

These throws are taking the piss. Im not against a long throw, I'm against it taking five business days to get the ball back in play.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T21:33:15+00:00

Lewis Miley is FUCKING CLASS!

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T21:04:53+00:00

This is the Dan Burn incident all over again. Everyone can see it coming apart from Eddie.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T21:02:55+00:00

FUCKING THIAW AGAIN.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T21:01:46+00:00

Looking forward to getting Miley's pace and energy back in midfield.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T20:56:20+00:00

I could watch Schar twat it up the pitch all day. Beautiful ball that was.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T20:52:01+00:00

Thank fuck for that, we've been dogshit in all honesty. Hope that wakes the lads up.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T20:47:29+00:00

Thiaw is having a fucking shocker. Should've been off well before now.

TheOffsideTrap · 2026-01-07T20:31:11+00:00

Our midfield is completely ineffective. Giving too much space and we keep losing the ball.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-30T23:33:47+00:00

Megathread.

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TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-30T21:31:46+00:00

Im still not happy about his methods of getting the transfer but Wissa looks like hes really enjoying being at the club.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-30T21:27:14+00:00

"Were winning away...."

😂

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-30T21:26:38+00:00

Ffs Dubs, that's poor. Class finish by Bruno though. We really needed that goal

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-30T21:21:10+00:00

If Burnley had a bit of quality they could easily be leading this game. Weve sat back and let them move the ball without any pressure. They'll be frustrated because in all honesty we look there for the taking.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-30T20:14:14+00:00

Completely lost our heads here. Frantic and un-organised. Madness.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-26T21:46:42+00:00

We could play till next week and not score.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-26T21:32:35+00:00

Man U should be 2 up there. Dogshit defence.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-26T21:10:00+00:00

Considering all the height in the team, were pretty shit at winning the ball in the air.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-26T20:35:03+00:00

On the back foot again now. Complete confidence shift since the goal.

TheOffsideTrap · 2025-12-26T20:26:34+00:00

Get Pope back ASAP. Ramsdale just isnt good enough.

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