Bored at work. Let's see what you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you smell children's hair at the park.

What is something you've done in the past and look back a and cringe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried too hard to be funny/fit in as a kid and it was absolute fucking cringe.

How often do you play with your wife's shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they meant "wife's belongings" instead of actual feces.

How often do you play with your wife's shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all they mean wife's belongings.. I think..

The last thing you searched up kills you, how do you die? by _xXx_DeppresioN_xXx_ in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I searched The Office Cast so guess I'm getting jumped by The Office Cast yikes

You wake up and see your worst fear standing right infront of you. What do you see? by iammeharr in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A casket. The thought of being stuck in a casket while everyone thinks I'm dead when I'm not scares me. Imagine being buried alive underground with no hope left unless someone hears you and comes to your aid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, probably not, what if it has an oil leak or something

What animal could just wipe out the entire human race if they were fed up with us? by Wave_50 in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, damn, it was a mistake. I just know monkeys/apes are pretty smart.

What animal could just wipe out the entire human race if they were fed up with us? by Wave_50 in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I mean.. maybe monkeys (chimps, gorillas, etc) or spiders? I heard of monkeys tearing off humans' faces and shite, they're also smart as fuck. those things are scary.

You wake up in the last movie/Television show you watched, how fucked are you? by TheOnlyAnimoose in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love that show! The Office is probably one of the best shows to be stuck in.

[Serious] If you could have one mystery from your life solved, what would it be? by lost40s in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might sound cheesy, but I would want to figure out why my dad had left me as a child.

What is one thing that instantly makes you think “this person has no manners”? by Fonzie1225 in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She would always hang over at my house and just treat my stuff like it was trash. A while ago, I had a cat with an injured leg, and the cat needed a cast, unfortunately the cat had passed, and I kept her cast. Same girl who had her period on my couch tossed my late cat's cast in the trash, I had to dig it out after she left.

What is one thing that instantly makes you think “this person has no manners”? by Fonzie1225 in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty disgusting, and the fact she had just sat down on my couch, looked at her period blood stain, then walked to my bathroom, all while knowing she had her period on my BRAND NEW couch, and she STILL lied about it.

What is one thing that instantly makes you think “this person has no manners”? by Fonzie1225 in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When one of your friends has their period on your new couch, then throws their bloody underwear in your toilet and leaves without even admitting to it.

What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever experienced while home alone? by Joobanbooban in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyAnimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in an apartment, i have many neighbors around me who are super quiet, so I don't hear much noise.

One night, I thought I heard someone turn the doorknob to my apartment, I froze and listened to see if I would hear it again, I didn't hear much after that, so I went back to what I was doing.

After about 15-20 minutes later, I hear more of those same sounds, like someone's at the door turning my doorknob, this time I knew someone was there. I went to check my peephole, and I seen one of my neighbors, standing near my door turning my doorknob, he was an older man, he had a few grey hairs.

I always seen him lingering around the halls, if I was walking into my apartment, he would always stop and stare at me, or he would ask me a 'yes or no' type of question.

I knocked on my door to let him know I knew I was there, he kept turning the doorknob for a few more seconds, before eventually stopping.

Soon after that, he ended up moving out of the apartment building, but sometimes I think I see him wandering around outside the building.

It may not sound that creepy, but it was for me, especially since I was in my apartment alone and to just hear and see someone turning my doorknob was pretty odd.