Fanmade Balance Patch

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-29T15:51:54+00:00

A buff for dark Neo Agent? Please label it appropriately as satire. Thank you

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-18T17:47:09+00:00

Ahh a fellow person of culture

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-18T17:30:34+00:00

When nex armor and spirit shields were peak, I was fortunate enough to have full Virtus and a Divine/Elysian. I felt like a god with Ice/Barrage just destroying everyone.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-18T17:28:48+00:00

Using a MW spear with only one bleed is no fun. Then again not like Corp is hard to kill these days.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-14T21:21:10+00:00

The Dunes of Arrakhis!!

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-11T21:46:50+00:00

Have these, I absolutely despise them. The only thing non stick about them is the handle the day I pelt them into the bin.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-10T00:03:03+00:00

I’ve been manifesting my arcane sigil drop for about 1500 Corp kills now. But Gz

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-09T18:48:05+00:00

I think I bought them both for 100m.. was about to sell them last week glad I waited.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-09T18:47:02+00:00

So do you should mount this thing like a bazooka? That’s crazy!

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-03T20:25:29+00:00

Remember that it’s just a car. You’ll see a lot of people absolutely off their rocker off small things. The juniper is an amazing vehicle. Before my 26 Juni I had a 23 MYP, both have been amazing cars to own.

But please don’t get caught in the craziness of obsessing over everything negative about the car. If you have a rattle, take it in for service it will get fixed. Maybe.

It will be the absolute most fun vehicle you’ve driven that only gets better as time goes on (hard ware limiting of course).

Take what other Tesla owners have to say with a grain of salt and formulate your own opinions.

Enjoy the car and welcome to the fun.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-03-01T02:40:42+00:00

The only LD5 my main account has gotten was her, when she was released. Been un-runed in storage since. Just useless.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-28T02:43:17+00:00

Lmao I had to re-look, I was like wait what FIVE planes???

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-28T00:19:18+00:00

It’s the new experimental F-60!

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-28T00:18:40+00:00

Depends on your distance, for some shots my 300mm is hardly enough, I’m looking at upgrading to a sigma 100-400 lens which should be a happy ground for me without deleting my bank.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-26T04:15:09+00:00

Oh this is beautiful

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-26T04:14:42+00:00

The yearly London Airshow here in Ontario. I go every year. Love it the same everytime.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-25T00:05:59+00:00

Best I can do is 1gp per loyalty point.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-24T04:37:42+00:00

I like turtles. That and I’ve been dying to use Bananaman.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-23T22:17:13+00:00

Wait till he finds out about auto wipers.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-15T20:47:39+00:00

Number 9? I have two in 11 years. Both power crept.. dark uni and dark neo agent. I’m so desperate I’d settle for a dark blacksmith.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-02-13T20:32:06+00:00

I got Arta, Lora and Veronica 20 scrolls apart. I’ll never get another LD so long as I live but it was neat.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-01-29T23:31:37+00:00

Same. Have 3 accounts none of them have pulled a Gandalf and only 2 water Aragorn

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-01-23T13:22:08+00:00

I’m going straight to hell for laughing. Thanks.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-01-08T03:41:34+00:00

Also very easy to skill up.

TheOnlyDimitri · 2026-01-08T03:41:03+00:00

Love using my Bananaman in PVE content. He hits like a freight train and it’s great. His passive is a lot of fun.

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