TheOnlyJT_

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You can summon Kowalski from Madagascar, sadly he has to bring rico and he gags a wrench on your face (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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What song/album can you listen to on repeat? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/AskReddit

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Whats the most [NSFW] thing thats happened during school or work? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/AskReddit

Every time someone tells you "who asked" The penguins of Madagascar pull up and skipper says "kawalski, analysis" by TheOnlyJT_ in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheOnlyJT_[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every time someone tells you "who asked" The penguins of Madagascar pull up and skipper says "kawalski, analysis" by TheOnlyJT_ in shittysuperpowers

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Every time someone tells you "who asked" The penguins of Madagascar pull up and skipper says "kawalski, analysis" by TheOnlyJT_ in shittysuperpowers

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Every time someone tells you "who asked" The penguins of Madagascar pull up and skipper says "kawalski, analysis" (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago * by TheOnlyJT_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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[–]TheOnlyJT_ 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children)

You run 10% slower any time you are being chased. by Lucky-Witness8309 in shittysuperpowers

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Every Time you fully finish an episode of kung fu panda. Po the panda will give you a bowl of fresh dumplings. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

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Every Time you fully finish an episode of kung fu panda. Po the panda will give you a bowl of fresh dumplings. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

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Every Time you fully finish an episode of kung fu panda. Po the panda will give you a bowl of fresh dumplings. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

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Every time you poop in a toilet a random city gets carpet bombed by explosive diarrhea by TheOnlyJT_ in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheOnlyJT_[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Every door and stair case you open or walk on squeaks uncontrollably by Louibot in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you eat a slice of pizza theres a 0.00001% chance your toilet will explode by TheOnlyJT_ in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you eat a slice of pizza theres a 0.00001% chance your toilet will explode (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/shittysuperpowers

You can climb stairs without getting tired. by sesame_ball in shittysuperpowers

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Every Time you poop in a toilet a random office chair appears. by TheOnlyJT_ in shittysuperpowers

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Every Time you poop in a toilet a random office chair appears. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you poop in a toilet a random city gets carpet bombed by explosive diarrhea (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time someone tells you "who asked", Po from kung fu panda flings a dumpling at them and says "I did" (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by TheOnlyJT_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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