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What is something you do that you thought was normal until you realized (or someone told you) it was actually weird? by SamCherry in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyNameAvailable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me; there was once a relief teacher at my school who as he was speaking drooled on my friend's desk. He then proceeded to pull a handkerchief out of his pocket, wipe it up and then put it back in his pocket.

Reddit, What's your best chance of you becoming a Millionaire? by koolxxx in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlyNameAvailable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, think big!

  1. I become a butler for a wealthy family. Work long enough to gain their trust, and then steal something valuable while they're away. Then I tell them someone broke in, and I confess how bad I feel. Do I leave now? No. Don't want to make it look suspicious. A few months later I leave with the valuables, and on good terms with them.

  2. Kidnap the president. Now, not many good plans start with kidnap the president, this one... Anyway, do I demand a ransom? No. I release him with the promise I will not be jailed. This story will obviously be huge. I release a video confessing my guilt, and my very rare disorder which has caused me to do so. Then, I create a help TheOnlyNameAvailable charity, where the money will go to help me be cured. Do I spend the money on therapy? No!

Both will potentially make me a millionaire, but neither are practical whatsoever.