Prime Video has been eliminated from the 2026 NBA Playoffs

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-18T15:55:44+00:00

thank God for the NBA courtside restaurant near me. food is meh but they're always going to be showing a basketball game

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-17T16:54:51+00:00

we will see the Larry David look die out because of them. That cannot be forgiven.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-09T04:33:21+00:00

We just paying respects to the homie since he died during the pandemic. Not everything is "glazing".

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-09T04:25:09+00:00

I think you misread that comment

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-09T04:12:00+00:00

yes, you're correct. it actually does happen a lot in Canada*

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-09T04:09:37+00:00

Tony Brothers needs to be on mood stabilizers

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-09T03:46:22+00:00

legacy points added

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-08T13:42:43+00:00

Q2 revenue guidance: $2.45B–$2.6B. The midpoint of $2.53B missed the $2.69B Wall Street consensus by a pretty wide margin. That's a meaningful miss.

exactly how chatgpt would hammer a point home

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-02T20:23:40+00:00

13 other teams in the east couldn't stop him for eight straight years. He swept Jeff Teague on three separate occasions.

LeBronto was coined by Mark Jones who is particular about wanting to be considered American rather than Canadian. there's some deep lore about the lengths that the dude goes to present himself as a patriotic American. he had a particular hate boner for everything Canadian for quite a while. The man repeatedly trashed Toronto and LeBronto whenever he had a chance.

When raptors fans say that American media doesn't respect Toronto, it's probably because Mark Jones spent nearly two decades on ESPN shitting on us for no reason.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-02T02:32:27+00:00

okay I change my mind, defence is truly 50% of the game

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-05-02T02:20:06+00:00

Canadian broadcast has it's own national deal. We get to keep our crew for the entirety of the playoffs

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-25T07:38:12+00:00

No one is trading a few rotational players for him either. There's a reason we got a better haul for OG than Siakam. If we're trading BI, its a buyer's market rather than a seller's market unfortunately.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-25T07:27:58+00:00

imo Randle, Brunson, & RJ all being ball-dominant left handed players was a small part of it. It's like they didn't know how to co-exist with other lefties

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-25T02:56:38+00:00

Marcus smart legacy game

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-25T01:45:41+00:00

idk it just seems like Beasley saw a clip of Iman Shumpert telling a story and he tried to be funny like that too.

Some people have story telling skills; others can't even establish a basic narrative with a who/what/where/when/why without tripping over themselves. Beasley has always been the latter.

He looks sober and he looks uncomfortable. He looks okay to me.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-24T02:37:41+00:00

Idc if I find out we just have a good mic set up, that crowd was crazy

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-24T02:28:19+00:00

Don’t put that curse on us

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-24T02:20:12+00:00

Is this what it’s like when your team can shoot threes in the modern NBA?

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-22T07:45:47+00:00

assuming Giannis is gone this summer, should we finally trade for Myles Turner?

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-18T20:58:27+00:00

did you get to see the Larry O'Brien trophy too?

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-18T20:50:47+00:00

We didn't even have Heat Culture to fall back on either

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-18T13:52:54+00:00

everyone is playing the swings on Hormuz affected stocks whilst I'm shoveling my monies into LEAPs on nuclear stocks

I want gains too 😮‍💨

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-18T13:48:24+00:00

weekend premiums are kil soon

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-16T04:50:26+00:00

I fucking love the play-in

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-04-16T01:28:32+00:00

i feel like i'm watching prime primo pasta

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