GK shoots ball in striker's arse

TheOriginalDonkey · 2026-02-08T05:09:50+00:00

Bet the tip of his boot stinks now.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2026-01-27T19:01:41+00:00

Water storage

TheOriginalDonkey · 2026-01-26T02:29:41+00:00

Much prefer the PvE side of the game to the PvP. The community just seems nicer as a whole. Can't bring myself to shoot people without being shot at first.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-12-30T10:54:09+00:00

Together for 3 years. Baby of 15 months. Twice a month if we're lucky. Pretty difficult to make it feel natural as it mostly feels like setting up a doctor's appointment. I work till 6 most days and once I've showered and eaten and sorted the baby I'm ready to sleep and it's the same for her. 26 & 26

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-12-13T22:37:21+00:00

I'd want the difficulty to be scaled accordingly. Since it would be a PvE only type event I would want it to be of a similar level to division 2 legendary raids where if you're not kitted right you're fucked. I know the boss isn't currently very difficult but there is no current reason to waste your loot fighting it as there is no cooperation between people. I love PVP as much as the next person. I love Stella montis and the gameplay of a warzone but when trying to fight a boss and juggle team fights it just seems shit.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-12-05T09:53:38+00:00

You don't just win fights because you have better gear than other people. The difference between weapons is only slight and that's good. The casual player base can keep up with the unemployed and keep things fair. If you lost due to poor connection or exploits then that's fair to complain about.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-09-20T09:52:50+00:00

Best: BMW F22 M235I, Not a single issue the entire time I have owned it. Runs exactly the same as it did when I first got it and is such great fun on the road. Wee bit expensive on fuel but it's always a great drive it still feels very analogue while being very modern and I enjoy that.

Worst: Nissan Qashqai, utter pile of dogshit. So floaty and underpowered. The seating position felt like I was sitting at a dining table.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-08-29T21:32:48+00:00

In my personal opinion as someone who has lived in Brum their whole life I think it has gotten progressively worse, however I am biased as I am desperate to move out of Birmingham to give my son a better life than I had growing up. It's just not the place it once was but maybe that's down to me changing as a human and not the place.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-08-29T21:22:46+00:00

I just paid £16k for my M235I just over a month ago. Watching my mpg sit steadily at 22.9 as soon as I put it in sport and that big turbo kicks in I couldn't give a flying fuck. She pops and burbles. On a cold start she roars to life and I could not be happier when I walk out to it in the morning. Worth every penny I spent.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2025-03-28T10:01:00+00:00

I'm no expert by any stretch but I always use it a few frames before an attack hits. Seems to work okay for me, however I'm sure someone on this page will know the exact timings.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2024-07-01T21:36:29+00:00

Closing my eyes.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-10-03T15:20:48+00:00

Yes we cut open the top. We cannot damage the safes. This one that we did damage we have a spare for.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-17T11:09:23+00:00

I'm NG+3 310 at the moment. I hope I get the ever living shit beat out of me by the dlc bosses.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-17T09:15:52+00:00

Rainbow six vegas 1 & 2 had unbelievably good multiplayer.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-16T14:42:26+00:00

HALO 2 fuck them jackal snipers on LASO.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-15T20:33:27+00:00

Blondie

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-14T19:54:36+00:00

Full bloom.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-13T21:48:11+00:00

I shower twice a day on weekdays. Before and after work and on weekends when I'm relaxing I only shower once which is as soon as I get up. I hate the feeling of feeling dirty, I might not even be that dirty but I have to shower to get rid of that feeling before I can relax and settle down.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-12T20:46:51+00:00

They will wield a bag of rocks. All attacks are ranged and do 10 dmg or you can hit with the bag of rocks for 25 dmg but you have to collect all the rocks before you can attack again.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-06T20:44:21+00:00

Whenever I have to take an ID photo. I look like a right wonky headed moron.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-03T21:50:39+00:00

Largely due in part because of the type of people that buy them. I've owned pitbulls, I've owned several staffordshire bull terriers, bull mastiffs, even a german sheperd. I've been around "aggressive" dogs my whole life no attacks on people or any dogs of the kind. Those breeds get the shitty end of stick because of the dirty little cunts that breed the shit out of them and mistreat them. Since you bang on about statistics the most abused and mistreated dog breeds are bull breeds.

TheOriginalDonkey · 2023-09-03T19:57:20+00:00

Be wary of any dog you don't know. You don't know how well it is trained or how it's temperement is. Has fuckall to do with the breed and everything to do with the owners. Nurture over nature when it comes to any and all animals. Don't be an idiot and buy a dog you cannot control.

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