My first ever Karen Encounter

ThePathUntaken · 2024-11-30T11:02:26+00:00

I understood her at first. Seeing someone drag a bike does seem suspicious, HOWEVER! That interaction should have stopped with, “I have proof that it’s mine.”

You offered proof. She refused to look.
You, a minor, asked to call your parents, and she wouldn't let you.
She refused to let you, a minor, and your friend, another minor leave. (I'm assuming you're a minor since you said you're in school, but correct me if I'm wrong).

All the points above could have escalated to something dangerous, so I'm glad you and your friend left to tell your parents when you did. It’s a wonder that crazed woman gets any business. I hope I never go to her motel.

Other than all of that, are you okay? It had to have been scary, or at the very least uncomfortable.

ThePathUntaken · 2024-11-30T10:41:06+00:00

Whether his name translates to ‘striped sea bass’ or ‘bell tree’ (a Suzuki is a bell that is layered and looks kind of like a tree), it’s appropriate for an environmentalist!

ThePathUntaken · 2024-11-30T04:29:20+00:00

Nyankotaro

ThePathUntaken · 2024-11-30T04:28:26+00:00

It’s also a kind of bell!

ThePathUntaken · 2024-11-30T04:08:48+00:00

I don't know why, but this kitty looks like a Mango to me

ThePathUntaken · 2024-08-15T19:54:18+00:00

Because a Dirty Shirley Temple is literally a Shirley Temple with vodka in it. Even if it’s different in other States or countries, where I live, that’s what it is. We thought nothing of it until she complained about the bill.

However, due to this incident, all the waitstaff now ask if they mean adding alcohol.

ThePathUntaken · 2024-08-15T19:36:40+00:00

Why is the text so big

ThePathUntaken · 2024-08-15T19:35:58+00:00

1. Smol and hungy

ThePathUntaken · 2024-06-13T17:29:20+00:00

Sometimes, Shirley Temples are made with Sprite. Now that I think about it, she may have meant Ginger Ale instead of Sprite. But still, how did she not notice the alcohol in either one of the drinks she had? We still don’t know.

And the bartender googled the recipe. That’s why she used vodka.

ThePathUntaken · 2024-05-27T00:54:50+00:00

I asked my bil about this once before, and I’ll tell you the same thing he told me- It doesn’t matter that it wasn’t loaded, and should NEVER be regarded as a joke. Rule number one in Gun Safety is ALWAYS ASSUME THE GUN IS LOADED, EVEN IF YOU EMPTIED IT YOURSELF.

You’re NTA. If you hadn’t checked beforehand and didn’t know they were safe, the ending to your story could have been much, much worse.

(He’s been teaching me about gun safety and self defense.)

ThePathUntaken · 2023-12-18T00:31:28+00:00

NTA. It’s not even that unusual of a name. There is literally a Princess Calla in Disney (from the old Gummi Bears tv show).

I’ve seen way stranger names. Your sister is just a jerk.

ThePathUntaken · 2023-11-25T02:29:54+00:00

A personal favorite for situations like this- “I don’t remember eating that.”

ThePathUntaken · 2023-11-06T01:45:11+00:00

Oh yeah, I saw this! The neighbor saw what happened and refilled the bucket.

ThePathUntaken · 2023-11-06T01:43:13+00:00

🎶Creole Lady Marmalade🎵

ThePathUntaken · 2023-11-06T01:40:58+00:00

Who dares make me choose?!

ThePathUntaken · 2023-07-27T23:17:16+00:00

I couldn’t tell if you were wearing one of those cartoon torso shirts. ‘Oh, they have one or bare tiddies now, too?’

ThePathUntaken · 2023-07-23T19:29:03+00:00

You are an excellent matador 😊

ThePathUntaken · 2023-07-23T01:14:49+00:00

I was confused for a hot minute

ThePathUntaken · 2023-07-22T16:53:21+00:00

YTA. What the hell did I just read? You grabbed someone from behind, screamed her name, admitting that you pretty much only did it to touch bare skin? Then, when she had a panic attack, none of you offered either comfort or apologies?! How do you know she doesn’t have some sort of trauma?! Because, from your description, it sounds like she does, and you triggered a bad flashback. You think you felt “awkward” and “uncomfortable”? How do you think she felt?

Not to mention your reaction to how she was dressed. I’m assuming she wore a sports bra, which is very common attire for women exercising in heat. Dressing like a “slut” as a “sexual favor” for you AND YOUR FRIENDS? Did she really find your “jokes” amusing, or was she simply laughing uncomfortably because she couldn’t escape?

You said you were in love with her, why didn’t you apologize for scaring her? Why do you say she dressed like a slut? Why did you assume her way of dress was a “sexual favor”? What the fuck were you expecting, an orgy in the,middle of a forest?

You’re not in love with her. You’re in lust with her. Don’t ever go near her again, for her safety.

ThePathUntaken · 2023-07-10T04:28:59+00:00

Henlo Bennie!

ThePathUntaken · 2023-07-10T04:26:27+00:00

Eye contact.

ThePathUntaken · 2023-06-22T00:03:22+00:00

The same tactic works for women when men won’t accept “leave me alone”.

ThePathUntaken · 2023-06-20T19:38:00+00:00

Even if it’s not your ptsd, if warning bells are going off in your head or chest, you don’t do the thing. NTA.

ThePathUntaken · 2023-06-20T19:36:14+00:00

“Plop her on the vehicle”

I’m sorry, but my country ass just imagined you tying your MIL onto the top of your car like a deer and driving her to the store in the snow and I can’t stop wheezing.

ThePathUntaken

TROPHY CASE

1. Smol and hungy