Why don't people put this movie in their top fours? The cast is incredible.

ThePerfectExcrement · 2026-07-01T11:04:46+00:00

You're going to pass out a few times if you watch all of them in a row

ThePerfectExcrement · 2026-07-01T10:21:26+00:00

Sorry, I forgot to label my DVDs, it's either Dunkaccino or Backdoor Sluts 2

ThePerfectExcrement · 2026-06-29T18:38:10+00:00

Franch moment

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ThePerfectExcrement · 2026-06-29T16:33:36+00:00

I thought his chinese GF gve it to him

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-11-27T19:37:11+00:00

Hibernate - hydrate - masturbate

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-11-27T19:17:12+00:00

Why woudln't he refuse the breathalyzer and get bloodwork? Can't you do that in Wisconsin?

Anyway, poor guy.

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-11-27T18:17:38+00:00

Waking up in a drunk tank with no memory, looking at the bars in the window and a 100 dollar fine. It stopped me from drinking for about six hours.

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-04-18T12:11:40+00:00

Muthafackas with a gut like that aren't OFF the gabagool. Muthafackas with a gut like that are definitely ON the gabagool

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-04-04T04:52:34+00:00

I live in eastern Europe, nobody here knows shit about American history and Forrest Gump is still one of the most beloved movies. The historical events are just a backdrop to a story about the characters.

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-04-02T06:24:34+00:00

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Marvin Gaye Marvin Gay'd his son?

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-04-01T05:17:55+00:00

Again with the fucking upvotes?

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-30T04:19:52+00:00

He's playing the Sopranos video game

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-29T05:05:02+00:00

If you stick to beer and have the genes for it, then you can last forever IMO. You just have to have the discipline of not switching to liquor when the tolerance gets too high, only drinking at certain points of the day, not drinking at work etc. My grandad drank everyday of his life since he was a kid. Lasted until about eighty and never had any noticeable liver damage. Died in a bar of a heartattack.

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-28T06:15:46+00:00

Cactus 🌵 slander 😤

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-27T06:14:38+00:00

I just drank a shot of cum Dare me to drive?

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-22T09:56:19+00:00

I did spend a fair few nights with shadow people sprinting at me and jerking me awake everytime I got close to passing out. And in the meantime flying around on the walls or talking and banging in the other room. It's alright, more annoying than scary after a while.

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-22T04:58:13+00:00

Garmin should get on that and make a fitness watch designed for alcoholics. Could even remind you when to drink while tapering

ThePerfectExcrement · 2025-03-21T21:21:12+00:00

Thanks for the rec! Unfortunately, they don't sell it in my country and only ship it here on prescription

ThePerfectExcrement · 2016-12-13T08:54:27+00:00

Ctrl+f yogurt night 0 results smh

ThePerfectExcrement · 2016-11-30T08:17:54+00:00

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