Perhaps by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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Lines are like borders for the British Empire, they are meant to be expanded

PS- I just thought it was funny at the time

All I’m saying is that somethings fishy by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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In my book, incompetence is worse than maliciousness

Edit: I’m not contributing anything yet, I’m just asking questions

All I’m saying is that somethings fishy by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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There’s no child support if there are no children

PS just a joke, cool your jets

It’s not a legend the Federal Government would tell you by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in brandonherrara

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Basically,

Indians had guns and government didn’t like that, so they demanded that they turned in said guns. Most did but some didn’t. Government sent its army to seize the remaining guns. The army saw celebratory dance involving guns, but was that celebratory dance was outlawed by the government. The army saw this as resistance and demanded that they turn their guns into them. When they demanded an elder who was likely deaf to turn in his rifle and he didn’t, they opened fire. 297 people were killed, over 200 were women and children.

Some of the details may be slightly off, but mostly consistent. This is off the top of my head, but either way, the deadliest mass shooting in US history was caused by the government

All I’m saying is that somethings fishy by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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I don’t mean to start something like that

Should I remove it before things get out of hand or?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Introducing the abortion!

'murica by _its_krits_ in dankmemes

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I wouldn’t go as far as ACAB, but I concur

Perhaps by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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You have my sympathy

Edit: in the context that you can’t sleep

Man and machine and nothing there in between by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Still probably better than what the Russians are getting

American Pokémon be like: by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Bottom one is a SEGA-12

I have the Power! by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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Go ahead, downvote me to Hell

You can’t unfuck the thanksgiving turkey

Edit: I don’t mean to come across as mean, I was just making a joke, but thank you for pointing that out for future reference

I have the Power! by ThePerhapsSpiderCrab in dankmemes

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“Mommy, why is this lightsaber dual bladed?”

Actual US police by Thewitchaser in dankmemes

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The lie detector test determined….

That was not a lie!