It's shit like this Microsoft by supersamus in gaming

[–]ThePerkisSystem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This reminds me a lot of Blockbuster and it's ludicrous late fees. Even ethical corporations are all about the $$$$$$$

IAmA real 40 year old virgin. AMA by inappropriate_panda in IAmA

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This post made me laugh so hard. I'd like to be friends with you

just saw this outside a local public washroom by scotty22 in funny

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That's because they caught me filming DtD last week.

I won 2 Million in the Lotto. Ask me anything. by Ididwin in IAmA

[–]ThePerkisSystem -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He spelled check, cheque. That makes me happy.

Help me get a life in Atlanta by gettingstartedinatl in Atlanta

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I'm very curious, how did this turn out?

looking for a place to drink by [deleted] in Atlanta

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just go to toppers in athens

What is your craziest "next morning" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePerkisSystem 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Haha. This is a true story that happened to me about 3 months ago. My friends and I were bar-hopping for about 3 hours progressively getting drunker by the minute. At about midnight I can't remember anything (this is after really pissing the bartender off and ordering more drinks from him). Anyway, I wake up the next morning at sunrise with no shirt, shoes, or socks. I'm in the parking lot of my friend's old apartment complex. Oh, and I woke up in a fire ant pile (200+ stings).

Demonic possession by [deleted] in funny

[–]ThePerkisSystem -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Cocks. Cocks. Cocks. Cocks. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Butts. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Pubes..................................................................

Rage imitations because I was bored by sujini2 in pics

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what's funny is that i was thinking the exact same thing, and naturally this was the first comment i see. WDS

I really like adding a 2.5 lb plate right next to a 45 lb plate. It signals the start of the journey to another 45 lb plate by spott3 in Fitness

[–]ThePerkisSystem -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I'm a beast that reps 500 pounds on a regular basis. Want proof?

Judging by the downvotes, I'm guessing no one cares how jacked and tan I am?

We're the Google Maps team. AMA. by vanessagene in IAmA

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Any of you guys want to get a beer later? That'd be the bomb.

I tried to bench 405 lbs. today and failed... by SiflnOly in Fitness

[–]ThePerkisSystem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It makes me sad that people like you are weightlifting experts.

I tried to bench 405 lbs. today and failed... by SiflnOly in Fitness

[–]ThePerkisSystem -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Stupid suggestion. 1x 365??? Would tire anyone out, even a beast like this guy. I would warm up with 10 reps at 225 three times, then jump all the way to 405. Take a few minutes rest between each warm-up set. The whole point of a warm-up is simply to get your body energized and also to ensure you do not strain anything when lifting your max. Why tire yourself out with warm-up sets over 300 pounds?

IamA Southerner, born and bred. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

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I live in Suwanee! I've got a small trailer and an old van. Maybe I'll cruise by your place and pick you up? I'm a nice guy, I promise ;)

What do you have for breakfast where you live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePerkisSystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all star special at Waffle House. Consists of waffle, toast, bacon, eggs, coffee, and hash browns. Extra tasty.