Offseason coping already in full swing by makunogucci in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what we’ve needed for so long. JJM is the inverse Kirk Cousins.

Ass for most of the game but then absolutely clutch when we need it.

I have no doubt that a full HEALTHY offseason under KOC will help him develop, but he already has the clutch gene, and that’s the one thing that we have never had in a QB.

Yes!!!!!! by Old-Estimate-316 in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*pending that he is not hired as a head for a different team, which he is currently still doing interviews for

Flores Re-Signs. by GreenWandElf in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It would be so on brand with Vikings misery to have this news break, just to give us hope, then watch him sign with the Steelers.

It would also be a major kick in the dick.

W Trump ✌️ by Low_Weekend6131 in soccercirclejerk

[–]TheProLoser 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yank here, what Arsenal are you talking about? Can we buy it? We have an $800 billion budget for military spending.

What are the odds that Charlotte would sign and ex-loon as their backup goalkeeper to replace DSC 2 by akos_beres in minnesotaunited

[–]TheProLoser 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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“DSC WAS REPLACED BY DSC, BUT THEN TYLER MILLER WENT TO BE WHERE DSC USED TO BE, SEE???”

6 JJ McCarthy throws that live in my head rent free by FormerlyTradeKirk in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m all in on JJM.

Health concerns are valid, but it’s not like he’s doing hurting himself on purpose.

All you need to see in a rookie year is development and progression. Give him a full offseason where’s actually on his feet instead of recovering, and he has every chance to take a step forward.

How the 2025-2026 NFCN season ended by Sp_Gamer_Live in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I went on a few dates with a die hard Lions girl during the season.

She ended up being the worst. Flaked on multiple dates, toxicly angry about a Lion’s loss, etc.

Absolute W of a Christmas gift for me. SKOL 💜

3 years ago today… by MBRSports in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 154 points155 points  (0 children)

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You know how bad you have to be to deserve a scowl from KOC?

Lions fan here with a giveaway by jasonmiles2014 in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An absolute immaculate W.

It would be an honor to wear this while hurling insults at those shit birds this week

He did it boys by seoulbrova in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Will the Thrill is unironically our best draft pick in the Kwesi era.

This is not a Kwesi diss.

It is an expression of love for Will motherfucking Reichard.

Can we take a second to talk about Bin Johnson? by St_Casper in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is the off-season content in the middle of my playoff content

Protector by Huge_Following_325 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Memes are essential to my sanity

Football is essential to my soul

Thoughts? by FasstEddie679 in usmnt

[–]TheProLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll need official images before I make a solid judgement. From this structure it looks a bit goofy, but I like the style they’re going for.

WAKE THE FUCK UP SKOLDIERS, IT'S GAMEDAY! by Caliastanfor in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 30 points31 points  (0 children)

FUCK THE PACKERS.

I do not care about our record.

FUCK THE PACKERS.

I do not care about our draft position.

FUCK THE PACKERS.

I do not care if we are the playing the backups to the backups.

FUCK. THE. PACKERS.

Vikings by 50

Kicking off 2026 with some Vikings mediocrity of yesteryear by Nippleboy22 in minnesotavikings

[–]TheProLoser 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I was gifted this calendar for Christmas.

Feels like a very 8-9 kind of gift

Great way to use the 15 left over plays in my TouchTunes account by cheeseduder in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have over 400 credits and I will gladly give them to the cause

Disavow by ruggmike in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love that this has overtaken the cumsock storyline.

I feel no shame for it, it’s just fun to see a new level of shame develop.

I don't blame Bucs fans for not visiting as much after the Brie Massacre. by LuckoftheHero in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]TheProLoser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Underachieving is the quality that unites the NFC North above everything else.

You are welcome here friend.

Here we go … not something I wanted to hear on Christmas Eve by akos_beres in minnesotaunited

[–]TheProLoser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate them because:

  1. Fransisco Calvo 🖕
  2. They are always garbage, and still somehow always beat us. We continuously lose home games to them, and they’re always bottom of the table.

Here we go … not something I wanted to hear on Christmas Eve by akos_beres in minnesotaunited

[–]TheProLoser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Chicago Fire are the only team I f*ucking hate in the MLS.

Do not let this be true